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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1233

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Dog with a Blog Oct 5, 2018
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    I will let you hold onto this image
     
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  2. dylan Oct 5, 2018
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    good the less likely anyone is to talk to me the better
     
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  3. Ken Oct 5, 2018
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    "Honey, it's over :-), LMAO, I'm filing for divorce. PS--do we still have pizza in the fridge? I'm starving. See ya soon. Wanted to let you know we're getting a divorce via text cause I have no honor or integrity. O:-)"
     
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  4. Dog with a Blog Oct 5, 2018
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    Divorced AF
     
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  6. Max_123 Oct 5, 2018
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    This thread is a god damn roller coaster
     
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  7. dylan Oct 5, 2018
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    if someone sends me a text that long with that many emojis you bet your ass im divorcing them first.
     
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  8. ComedownMachine Oct 5, 2018
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    Put this thread in the entertainment forum
     
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  9. Max_123 Oct 5, 2018
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    Just to add i've never broken up with someone but if I did it would probably be via text cause I get so much anxiety from confrontation it physically hurts me lol
     
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  10. Dog with a Blog Oct 5, 2018
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    I've broken up with two people and they were both long drawn out breakups cause I was a weak minded fool
     
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  11. Ken Oct 5, 2018
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    It seems like they'd have it in writing? Not sure how you would divorce them first.
     
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  12. CobraKidJon Oct 5, 2018
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    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    I’ve never had to break up so I know nothing
     
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  13. Ken Oct 5, 2018
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    Being weak minded is the worst. Never again.
     
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  15. Ken Oct 5, 2018
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    CobraKidJonSnow
     
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  16. Dog with a Blog Oct 5, 2018
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    Never again, indeed. My brain is now like that of rocks.
     
  17. CobraKidJon Oct 5, 2018
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    I don’t get the reference besides Jon snow
     
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  18. Dog with a Blog Oct 5, 2018
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  19. Dog with a Blog Oct 5, 2018
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    He knows nothing
     
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  20. dylan Oct 5, 2018
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    if i was every dumb enough to get married i'd at least have divorce paperwork ready to go from day one for whenever i'd need it
     
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  21. Professor Plumbob Oct 5, 2018
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    Wedding update: my pop punk fiancée hasn’t messaged back in two days, she’s not sad anymore I’m just tired of this app
     
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  22. Sean Murphy Oct 5, 2018
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    when are your nuptials
     
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  24. ChaseTx Oct 5, 2018
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    i won't miss getting subtweeted, that's for sure
     
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  25. Professor Plumbob Oct 5, 2018
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    Whenever Julien Baker announces her next full U.S. tour
     
  26. Professor Plumbob Oct 5, 2018
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    I’ve only broken up with people over text once, someone broke up with me in person once and honestly I’d rather have gotten a text cause it was so awkward dropping her off at her apartment after.
     
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  27. Professor Plumbob Oct 5, 2018
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    I also almost brought flowers to my own breakup because I thought it was just another date
     
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  28. Dog with a Blog Oct 5, 2018
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    Remember that girl who asked if I was bald? Well she never replied but she still follows me on Instagram but won't accept my request to followe her llol
     
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