Th es a 99% Chanel This Is A Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 956

Crickets are insects so that's different in my mind.

 

NEW AVRIL SINGLE Y'ALL

 

Even then having 12 so you can get the free birthday coupon every month at the places that have good offers (DQ, wingstop, taco cabana, firehouse subs, which wich, jersey mike's) is probably good enough too since you can usually reuse them multiple times while they are valid during the month.

 

And it's actually not THAT bad tbh.

 

Paper Route's first album is so good

 

Colter Wall sounds like he’s like 62 and has been through three marriages and has estranged children and maybe a grandchild or two. How is he only 23 lol

 

I literally came here to post this

 

@littlejohn

 

Good morning everyone

 

Good morning Mary

 

How are you?

 

Tired, how are you?

 

Yeah, same
I’m binge watching The 100

 

My dumb friend bought 1000 sake bombs last night. I hate sake. And bombs.

 

I mean if you didn’t you’d probably be on a watch list

 

So as I was getting ready for work, I saw a large spider in the shower and quickly trapped it under a cup. I figured id finish getting ready and then kill it once I had shoes on and stuff because spiders are too scary when I'm naked.
So I forgot about the spider until the moment I parked my car at work.
So I texted my wife and told her "spider in tub under cup. Sorry."

Y'all think I'm in trouble?

 

Why're spiders scarier while your naked? Do they have d*** seeking bites or somethin'?

 

The WYEBS FROM YALL DA SPIDURS

 

What if it jumps at me and crawls up my urethra?

 

Urethra Franklin is my bar trivia team name.

 

Why would you kill the spider? What’d it do to you?

 

You get superpowers or pregnant or both

 

You piss beautiful webs.

 

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These are (allegedly) good prices.

 

Where's my tag? I'm a card carrying member of the Criterion Snobs Club