Wrestling Thread 4: The Ruethless Aggression Era • Page 137

TAKIN SOULS
DIGGIN HOLES

 

But Brie and maryse had a prime time match

 

It's painfully bad. You would think that'd be the one thing she'd be able to teach people to sell well. I wonder if some jackass road agent told her a real armbar wouldn't look good.

 

WWE's making a bold choice trying to mimic the Serena Williams controversy

 

This universal championship is gonna be 30+ minutes, can’t wait for the overbooking

 

I think maybe Braun is gonna take the crazy bump for once

 

But at least that's not the primary womens feud. Main event Smackdown match aside...

 

This card's been pretty good because there hasnt been 10+ matches. Everything got the time it needed. Hopefully they keep that up going forward.

 

Noelle!

 

More so how it's not an armbar...







Like, I get that you can't have her legit snapping people's arms off, but if everyone's going to tap out in one second anyways, there are ways to make it look legit without hurting anyone.

 

This is the only thing that could make this match tolerable.

 

The fuck is that last one

 

I'm markin out bro

 

It's literally a kimura where the arm just bends in a natural way. It's so dumb.

 

I think the actual position is just so deadly that they don't wanna risk trying a fake one because it might do damage

 

That video package makes it seem like this is the hottest thing going. I’m kinda hyped. Maybe just because I’m here

 

Elias and Braun should had been in the cell

 

They probably think it looks more "wrestlingy" or whatever, like a regular armbar looked too plain to them

 

Well they're gonna beat the fuck out of each other cause they both wanna look "big"

 

HE CAN ACTUALLY WALK

 

But....it's not? Like, at all. Just don't apply pressure and the person is literally just holding their arm out.

 

Maybe a Samoan drop through the cage? Or they never even go to the top and piss everyone the hell off

 

I'm like a minute behind but I feel like if I restart it I'll miss something

 

That Foley special should be great, definitely gonna watch