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I should probably stop telling Daisy every time I think a girl is hot

 

yeah probably

 

either stop wanting to fuck everyone or keep it to yourself, no good can come from telling her young padawan

 

There are so many other things to say about a woman instead. Maybe she has a cool hair color or an eyepatch or a great personality or something.

 

Try and remind yourself how disgusting the human body is.

 

or all 3, Mikey meets a lot of punk pirates

 

words to live by

 

that's just the male body though, Mikey is fucked

 

you could be my punk rock pirate

 

Depends on what your objective here is. Trying to break up? Keep it comin man

 

My grandma turned 95 today. Really wish I could have been there. 7 kids, 24 grand kids, and 44 great grandkids. She’s so great. Super spry for 95 and her mind as sharp as a tack

 

Because I like sharing my interests with the people I love

 

what is Mikey gonna do with that young picture of your grandma

 

Show it to Daisy prolly

 

I wouldn't call jerking off an interest, even hobby would be stretching it, well hopefully you're not stretching it

 

Not my type tbh

 

You're going to be with us for a very long time I guess.

 

We’ll see. The Dutch side of my family lives forever. The Mexican side.....not so much. But if I do live long, I want you all to consider yourselves blessed

 

You can't find beauty in a man?

 

Give Mikey her number.

 

It stretches?!

 

I thought you liked gorgeous women.

 

certain parts yes certain parts no

 

For the record, I can never nail the hand claps when I'm just sitting on my couch, silently trying to clap along.

 

What if you put like a little top hat on it?