(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1210

Your vocabulary is superb for a kindergartener.

 

Fuckin lol

 

Lol same class as my son*

 

Well in her profile she says she's into "beards and tattoos" which I have neither

 

I gotcha covered, bud

 

Oh I thought you were in the same class as her son. Talk about awkward, yikes.

 

What you should have done is taken your new found knowledge that she was single and just approach her irl and never acknowledge OKC heh

 

Another plan is to convince your kid to be friends with her kid somehow. Then eventually they’ll have a play date and so will you ;))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

It’s time to learn a valuable lesson: completely change your appearance and personality if you ever want to be loved

 

i laughed way too hard at this post

 

I think he's sayin' go to the school. Lock her son in a broom closet. Dress up like him and then maybe she'll take you home @Youarcade

 

I'm over it

 

Smart

 

if you ever get someone a gift get them gummy bears

 

my girlfriend loves strawberry laces from a grocery store back in England, so whenever I visit the family I make sure to pick up a bundle. usually on offer for 3 packs for £1 so its an easy win

 

Just spent like half an hour crying over my ex who I broke up with over a year ago now, I feel like such an idiot. Honestly it’s taken me a long time to get over her, and I’m still not sure I’m there yet.

 

I feel like if I bought a girl a bag of gummy bears it would scream, "psychopath."

 

and everything else wouldn't I suppose

 

what does this say

 

@CobraKidJon out here like

 

I would love to fuck this

 

I think this sums up everything we need to know about the type of person that would get this as a gift.

 

I mean, you can...

 

ruin the one nice thing I have.