Brand New Band • Page 152

I'd say the majority of them still work...that's how you stay a millionaire

 

they are not millionaires

they are billionaires


I know because I am both their stock broker and banking manager.

They are poised to make 30 trillion dollars over the next 2 years.

They are listed as "BN" on the NYSE.


- Sanchez

 

@RapSheet: #BrandNew member Jesse Lacey has signed a new contract worth $128m over 10 yrs. $90m guaranteed. Wow.

 

I just talked to the guys in Brand New for like 5 seconds, they were really nice lol

 

The community needs to know what was the brand of their GOD DAMN COLOGNE

But seriously cool that you got to talk to em, they are cool guys from what I've heard from friends

 

I'm waiting in line at the venue right now (there's only like 6 other people here, we're 5 hours early haha).
I really needed to poop so I walked to subway and destroyed a subway bathroom. When I walked out of subway Jesse Vin Brian and Garrett were standing outside the subway and I was just like "hey guys! I'm excited for tonight" and they said yeah man it's going to be a good one!

 

You should've just said "Guys I just destroyed that bathroom." They'd remember you forever.

 

"Guys I just destroyed that bathroom. I'm KennedyBN from chorus.fm. REmEMBER THE NAME"

- Snahchez

 

Did you ask how much money they made? Missed opportunity.

;)

 

The next 3 pages of the thread will be everyone speculating their net worth based on their Subway order that day

 

Brand New shoulda signed to FBR. Get that pop punk money.

 

Did they double the meat?!

Easily billionaires.

(Also Subway tastes like feet. L)

 

Jesse bought a Black Forest Ham sandwich.

Let's analyze this:

The first letter of each word is: B, F, H, S

B - Brand New
F - Finality
H - Hell
S - Savior

Perhaps his sandwich choice will reflect upon the themes of the new album with finality being a key topic as well as going to hell and become savior of the free world from demons in hell.


I think I'm on to something here.

 

Pretty much the only time I eat Subway is the once every half year when there is outside influence of the hydroponic variety

 

I guess we could determine that they like to eat fresh.

 

Haha naa, I should've though.

 

Science is amazing, good mathing
EDIT: Love your avatar.

 

They were actually going into the thai restaurant right next door haha

 

Net worth just doubled

 

At SummerEndz in AZ last year I was standing next to Garret for the entirety of Kevin Devines set. I was about to say just a quick hello when some kid came up and asked for a picture with him then awkwardly hung around him for five minutes...it killed the vibe and I didn't wanna bug him after the other kid was being awkward. Wish I would have because Garret is freaking rad

 

what. The Cab was that successful???? how

 

I know that, I'm just saying I actually know in this instance.

 

Well sir, looks like it's time for you to make a post on r/brandnew, I guarantee at least one person will take it seriously

 

Where's fakewatchbusta when you need him?