(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1205

Prolly just wanted to add you as a friend to keep up with what you’re doing in general not necessarily to message you I’ve done that before.

 

5 years just seems wild to me also we ended on bad terms but you are probably right

 

great now I gotta redownload all the hall and Oates songs

 

My ex of 3 years that I ended on bad terms with frequently tried texting me so idk

 

friendships suck thread

 

A girl I dated for six years in my late teens/early 20s followed me on Instagram four and a half years after we broke up. We hadn't spoken in years, and if we did see each other out and about, we'd not talk to each other. I never followed her back and about a year and a half later I noticed she unfollowed me.

 

Waiting awkwardly for a date, thank god for this thread so it looks like I’m texting

 

what are your date plans mr. p

 

I feel like I'm building a rapport with this gas attendant lol

 

I’d be running on fumes after one minute of conversation

 

I killed the thread????

 

classic cups

 

Tbh I thought I was special because he complimented my smile a few weeks ago and then complimented my boots today and not just a hey I like your boots but hey I like your Chelsea boots. Like he was specific lol. But when I told someone else about it they were like omg which gas station and they said someone at the same gas station specifically complimented their boots so I feel like it's a guy with a boot fetish!!

 

I would very much like a relationship with a girl where we can like go on vacations with each other and be head over heels for one another in the moment and then we get back to reality and live our separate lives and don’t have any contact until the next vacation. During which time we can do whatever we want.

So basically I think I just wanna go on vacation first and foremost and maybe like @ComedownMachine can come with me or somethin.

 

I wonder if he’d compliment my Chelsea’s. Just got a new pair

 

Last night was so strange. First date with this girl, we went to an Italian carnival. The guy was pulling people from the audience, and naturally, I was chosen. Guy had me flex and grabbed my dick to make sure I was up for the part. My gut reaction was "What the fuck man?" but I felt like I had to go along with everything. So he pulls me around the tent and grabs a few other people. He has us act out a skit where I had to dry hump a girl on stage and then get shot. I don't think I would have been comfortable with the dry hump thing if the whole dick thing hadn't happened but it just escalated a pretty shitty scenario. At one point he slapped me in the face for not getting the scene right. It was just... Too much. When I sat back down the girl said, "So that must have felt awful." Nailed it.

At the end of the day, none of it matters, but I can't help but wonder why anyone thought some of those things were okay.

Anyyyyywayyyyy, I'm seeing her again today, so I guess I can't complain too much.

 

@DarkHotline figured you'd appreciate me adding a little context to the post.

 

Lol wtf. Was this man @Mr. Serotonin ?

 

Are you sure he was part of the show and wasn't just some dude loud enough to gather a crowd?

 

Haha he actually started out as a member of the crowd and was integrated into the show as the lead guy. Maybe he just took control after being violated himself!

 

dang didn’t realize this was ongoing rapport. We need you to do more recon and go in there with more subtle footwear and see how he treats you. If he treats u cold he might need some boots to get off his high horse!

 

what are Chelsea boots anyway dog

 

Boots made by someone named Chelsea I think

 

checks out, thanks gc