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Incredibles 2 is, for lack of a better word, really good

 

I have a better word. It was, as one would say, lovely.

 

Would you say incredible even?

 

I didn’t know you hated Nirvana that much

 

Reported

 

Reported

 

No matter how hard I try I can never seem to get into Beach House. Am I the only one?

 

did you try the front door?




I'll be here all week.

 

-5/10

 

I love their new album and really like Bloom but they put out the same album 6 times basically, and each album is the same song 10 times

 

A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says, “You must be single.”

The man answers, “Wow, how did you know?”

Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”


@Kingjohn_654

 

I’m ugly and I’ve been in a relationship for nearly 3 years

 

what kind of store sells eggs individually? or by pairs?


seems like a really weird store.

 

you might be missing the point

 

I got the joke,

I think it would be better if the items he was buying were not obviously something a single person would buy and also based more in reality. so like this:

A man is buying a bananas, apples and eggs. The female cashier says, “You must be single.”

The man answers, “Wow, how did you know?”

Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”



this gives it the same punch, only the things he's buying are something anybody would buy so it makes it more interesting that she is guessing that he's single, and you want to know how she knows that.

sorry everybody.

 

It’s a joke, Mikey. And one of the better jokes involving an apple

 

Hush child

 

We'll the jerk store called and they're running out of you

 

let’s see you come up with a joke!

 

I know. I just wanted to call myself ugly.

 

Oh, let’s be clear, I didn’t come up with that nor do I claim to

 

@Colin Your Enthusiasm

 

I never claimed it!

 

The ep is enjoyable. Played their earlier ep but didn't enjoy it as much as the new one. I wonder when they will finally release a full length record.

Edit: Quite a nice progression already so hopefully it will be soon.