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All of those at the same time

 

Some people have weird post-sex rituals

 

If they are having sex I’m thinking about going upstairs later and knocking on their door and asking them how they last so long

 

Omg why are they playing a horror movie trailer before Mr Rogers?!?! Now I am spooked

 

Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttocks

 

Everyone get a load of the guy who doesn't have bell sex.

 

But how is this roasting me

 

Now THIS is a roast







And shut up I’ve done it like... once





Okay I havnt

 

It's too late now. Promo ended

 

Why Dogs and Humans Love Each Other More Than Anyone Else

Fuck you @Dog with a Blog

 

I’m such a failure

 

allegedly

 

I hate dogs.

 

You’re in a loveless marriage and your father has never been proud of you

 

He doesn’t care for his father’s approval as long as he has Jason’s.

He has neither.

 

based on your worldview I imagine you think all marriages are loveless
because love doesn't exist

 

I believe in love don’t twist my words Mean Ian!!

 

Only one of those things is true.

 

It's ok. Kevo did it and still failed somehow haha.

Let me know when you're going to a movie and I'll see if I have one to share.

 

I’d wager that both are true and you’re just blissfully unaware of one

 

You see, this is what happens when you cut good food out of your life.

 

You're not mad at me.

You're mad at your father.

 

You’re right, I’m not mad at you. I’m disgusted by you.

 

Who’s still kickin