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I don't think this is as unpopular these days but I hate that bey and Jay are such a package deal. I only wanna see u on tour sis not ur raggedy old cheating husband. It's like how cantaloupe always has to be accompanied by the lesser honeydew. Jay Z is honeydew.

 

Bey and Jay as "couple goals" is so weird, I would hope no one's relationship goal is to have their husband, who you met when you were 19 and he was 30 something, blatantly cheat on you so much that your sister is like "I'm gonna kill this mofo"

 

Like I said, underrated.

 

It’s weird that anyone can watch the live video of Heavenly Father and be like.. “meh whatever i don’t see why people like him”.

 

Saturday Night Wrist is the best Deftones album...

 

I'm really being particular here because of how much I love their discography, but I think Pink Cellphone taints that album a bit for me. I still love that record, but it's hard for me to call it my favorite as a whole.

 

Yeah they've def branded themselves as this huge power couple but ugh. The first time I listened to Lemonade and she went into the forgiveness portion of the album I was like I'M NOT READY TO FORGIVE BEY!! Also yeah him getting with her when she was barely an adult isn't a great look either.

 

Why do people hate on honeydew? Far superior to cantaloupe IMO. Much more refreshing.

 

Both are underutilized that's for sure

 

I only ever have them in like pre cut fruit bowls where they are always hard and dry and bland. Even the Safeway ones where they cut the fruit bowls fresh. I did have something in the honeydew family once which was rly good and juicy and refreshing but yeah idk if it's just gross or everyone in the world cuts them when theyre not ripe yet for some reason

 

there is something to be said about bey taking control of the situation and saving her relationship and keeping her mans in check. that, i think, could be goals

 

Honeydew is the money melon.

 

Idk like she clearly cares for him so I'm glad they worked it out but I definitely wouldn't ascribe goals to any of it. There were cheating rumors for years and if it took solange beating him down in an elevator, putting bey thru immense amounts of pain and airing it all publicly, and putting his kids thru that to (hopefully) stop like yikes. Even if they're stronger than ever blah blah like it took him like 20 years to finally respect her?? I mean I guess better late than never but not a great idea of goals

*my math is probably extremely off lmao I take no responsibility for any of it!!

 

the concept of goals is dumb af no relationship is perfect everyone has problems haha i was just trying to be cheeky and give bey due for reigning in jay z

 

My relationship with my couch is goals speak for urself tbh!

 

my relationship is goals because even though we fight and get mad at each other we're really just each other's best friends at the end of the day, and we have our moments like any best friends do. so fuck goals i got my goals!!!!

 

Way to overshadow my couch goals with ur love goals!!! But rly that's amazing

 

Yeah if they're hard and dry you're not getting the peak 'dew. I don't know if they're all like this but the produce at my Safeway is highly underwhelming. I sometimes go to another store altogether to get my mitts on more whelming produce. I'm sorry your honeydew experiences have been so subpar!

 

Cantaloupe and honeydew can both go kick rocks. Gross ass fruit.

 

You are dumb.

 

Where i am safeway has the best produce and the other options are sketch!

 

I will not stand for this melon slander. This is the unpopular MUSIC opinion thread. Give me your opinions on cantaloupe the instrument (new band name I called it) or get out of my sight.

I'm being dramatic. No one leave.

 

I hear Beyonce is partial to watermelon