Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 987

@dadbolt I feel bad you can own me once for free

 

Youre like the Burger King of posters, you have a little chicken fry and youre not afraif to blow liquid smoke in a burger then eat it

 

I didn't give you permission just Derek

 

Much like Burger King, Ian's posts make me take really unpleasant dumps

 

I miss @dylan , and @Shrek and @Garrett L.
and others who aren't around much anymore
I MISS U ALL

 

@Shrek is boo'd up now. It was bound to happen :(

 

I was there too the fuck. That was a long time ago.

 

it's okay ian i'm taking it all out on @dylan instead

 

that was such a good set that night. liked it even more than the cassadega tour. couldn't believe we got trees get wheeled away and cartoon blues.

 

He's a ghost?

 

He's got a SO

 

It’s kinda funny cause the cassadaga tour I wanted to go to so bad but I was only 16 I think and it was a school night hahahahaha. Times were different lol

I saw him with monsters of folk in Austin and forever one of my fav things was he changed the lyric of soul singer in a session band to “I was a hopeless romantic now I’m just turning tricks” to “I was a hopeless romantic now I’m just sucking d***k”

 

Just find your nearest bath and body works and feel my presence

 

Yes

 

i miss y'all too, seriously :(

it has nothing to do with bein' boo'd up, tho. i had a rule that i would only be on chorus during work hours that i adhered to pretty strictly. the issue is my role at work has expanded drastically (for no extra pay - YAY!) and what once was a paid shitpost sesh is now... a... job

 

tbf i don't remember much about the cassadega tour show. we drove in from lubbock and i got really fucked up with my ex-gf and some of her friends in coppell at her parents house after the show. i know this isn't shocking i've been living in complete sin for years

 

I still shit post all day er day

 

"shit" could be a prefix to everything you do, dan

 

I've been living in complete sin for years sounds like a Bright Eyes lyric lol

 

trying to think about what my favorite Bright Eyes song is and it's nearly impossible

maybe Poison Oak but it's so hard

 

I'm sincerely sorry that you have to be a real live grown up at work now Cam :(

 

if the @dadbolt making fun of Hawthorne Heights phase continues on the traditional trajectory, he'll be wearing a "Vote for Pedro" shirt in no time

 

ty i'm learning to cope :'(

 

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