Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 911

The chemtrails.

 

Where'd you find it? Candy shop?

 

On the way to drop off the kids once

But I’ve seen it at some gas stations in DFW too

 

I'll let you lick the lollipop

 

what other free stuff can you get me?

 

can you get me free coffee? that'd be dope

 

ketchup >>

I have a lot of toothpaste if you want some.
chick fil a is my current only thing right now.

the mcdonalds app has pretty good coupons. buy 5 coffees get 1 free punch card plus other stuff like buy a breakfast sandwich get a free mccafe drink.

I need to find another thing soon because I'm tired of chick fil a and tired of spending money at whataburger for lunch.

 

Way to brag

 

glad you caught that. :)

 

Him having to pay his wife isn't really a brag

 

no im not

yeah it was a lil too sweet for my tastes tho

had the exact same thought lol

 

I've read this 30 times and I don't get it.

 

It's FRIDAY people let's keep it going

 

it's just so parental and makes me laugh. like Regina George's mom in mean girls.

I laughed, it's hilarious for your business model to be limit yourself to one major ingredient to keep food cost low and we love that as Americans

this is like "sorry, the mcflurry machine is broken". a lie you both must defer to. smh

 

Whataburger is code for intercourse

 

dude.... dude.

 

Everyone I've ever forced to try it has become a convert.

 

I like (American) cheese, I bet it complements nicely

 

american cheese on the spicy sandwich is OK, but pepperjack makes it amazing.

I wish they had provolone though, I think that would be even better than PJ.

 

After the aforementioned Big Red comments I have decided to lock my account and leave the site

I will send my votes for the brackets to @Ken

 

I'm honored.

 

I'm a sucker for how it melts.

 

I was bored so I checked my city’s local Instagram story and saw two white guys (calling each other the n word) arguing about how many holes girls have

Sounds about right

 

I’m thinking Arby’s for lunch