Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 762

WHO BUYS ONE PLUNGER FOR TWO BATHROOMS. THIS IS A REAL PREDICTAMENT. THIS IS JUST NOT PRACTICAL STOCKING OF FACILITIES ON THE PART OF MANAGEMENT. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL AND INTO THE NEXT ROOM
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What? Whats blakebeats fb?

 

Idk just saw his name pop up in the sponsored fb post lol

 

What was the name!?

 

#BringBackDylan

 

Is that Brendan Fraser?

 

No it’s Weezer

 

You know that is
Smh

 

I thought so, I was mainly puzzled why Mikey has a Weezer album cover with Brendan Fraser's face on it in his photo roll

 

Do you mean to tell me that you don’t?

 

Only took 3 days for family to find my anti-cop Facebook post but OH there they are!

 

godspeed

 

rip, enjoy the Carnage

music is eh for me most of the time but Axl actively ruins the stuff I'd call decent

I didn't say that tho, only that the vocals actively make me hate them on another level

 

also what's up its yr local maladjusted piece of garbage and I am p sure I nailed that job interview

 

Rosie are you...are you in here?

 

The amount of fucks I don’t give right now. They honestly chose a bad time cause I’m not even pretending to be nice about it at this point

 

dealing with 100 conservative family members on facebook is the real battle royale game

 

so much for the tolerant left

 

This is the damn truth

 

'Bout beer thirty, eh?

 

to be honest i'll probably just pay it because fighting insurance is such a fucking hassle that it's not even worth my time.

 

I have nothing to do with the rest of my day, give me the number and I will be like "hello I'm calling on behalf of big Mike. no, yes, big Michael perhaps? yeah I just wanted to say, what is this shit??"

 

Yoyo peeps

 

A LITTLE IRISH IN YR BLOOD

A LITTLE POLISH IN YR NAME

A LITTLE BOSTON IN YR ATTITUDE

JUST THE WAY YOU WERE RAAAISED