Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 686

jacob always gladly pays full price for his wings and patio time

 

he pays extra for um patio access

 

i neeeeeeed this new 1975 song pls

 

the waitstaff says he's a "handful" though, idk what that means

 

i don't think he pays for that ian

he might but i dont think so

 

i think it just means he and the boys like to roughhouse out on the patio

 

those damn wild wings hooligans

 

I have phone, keys and wallet (money clip). But beyond that I often have stickers or coasters, and a bag of keychain bottl openers on me during the week. Because the moment I tell someone “let me go grab a sticker from my car” is the moment they lose interest in the brewery I work for.

 

have you ever tried a fanny pack?

 

That said we just got tan shirts so now I’m wearing a tan shirt with cargo shorts so I’m up in here looking like jack Hannah’s fat son that he disowned or something so I’m reconsidering my options

 

I have not and likely would not wear a fanny pack.

 

goddammit mike you blew my cover at work with this one lol

 

A fanny pack is one step closer to being a daddy. That’s why they designed the two words to sound sorta similar

 

WHET

 

SO WHET

 

they fucked that up then because i will not wear a fanny pack but i would wear a daddy pack

 

The fuck is a daddy pack

 

Last weekend I wore shorts for the first time since at the latest middle school

 

long time to not enjoy comfort.

 

It’s what they have to use to carry @dylan around

 

Comfort!? You ignorant BUFFOON

 

big m do yourself a favor and get some of these for cases like that

 

He says, actively choosing swim trunks over shorts but wearing them the exact same way

 

Yeah man, i remember Three Days Grace too

 

sometimes Ill wear a backpack when Im out and about. put a camera and tablet in it etc. I enjoy it alot.

wish places would be a little more accomodating to backpacks.

when I become a dad Ill just wear one 100% of the time out of the house.