Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 685

i wore cargo shorts until like 2 summers ago when people on this very site shit on them and made me feel bad for wearing them

it's okay im not mad about it i look good af now

 

I've tried wearing jeans, boxers, shorts, nothing, basketball shorts, and there has not been an increase.

I'll try wearing cargo shorts next week after I buy some and report back, although I'm not expecting a change.

 

you looked good in cargo shorts too.

 

Wot u wear then?

 

i'll have to look at the brand when i get home, k?

 

o k

 

i will stand by that cargo shorts are a motherfucking godsend when you have small children

you can stuff like all of their junk in dem pocks

 

Where are you supposed to keep your cargo then

 

That makes sense though. Don't wanna be walkin' around with shit on your shorts. Totally unbecoming.

 

heres my sins

-I didnt ever wear hair product until last year... when i really needed it all along

-I didnt know what outfit colors worked well together until a couple years ago. Im still learning that. I just wear a bunch of blues, beiges, and greens.

 

Update: just followed by arcade_fire003

 

i feel both of these things p hard too haha

 

@Mr. Serotonin did you know that the name James is derived from the Hebrew name Jacob? So you’re basically like my dad.

 

I know

 

wait a second, are shirts just short for shit shorts and we've been wearing them all wrong this entire time

 

The word your looking for is nerd. Nerds do that.

 

I don’t think so, but again, no way to know for sure.

 

*A1 apologist

 

I think I'm gonna investigate

 

Please update us with graphs and schematics.

 

Then again. The name James means “liar” so there’s no way to know for sure ( @Mr. Serotonin Industries™️) if what I’m saying is true.

 

Jacob translates to “deceiver”. A waiter I had in South Georgia told me that.

Then again, his name could’ve been Jacob too for all I know. Or James.

 

and hide a butt on one slide

 

you tried paying with Buffalo Wild Wings coupons even though it wasn't a Buffalo Wild Wings, you didn't even mean to deceive

 

Damn. That is truly something special. People in Georgia are so knowledgeable. The country, I mean.