Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 588

you know them?

 

fuck man im sorry. holding out hope that she pulls her head out of her ass and makes the call for you like a decent human

 

All of them kicked my dog.

 

just be more interesting or shut the fuck up but it is a good paragraph

 

fuck those guys

 

Thank you Travis.

 

I think it’d make a better bumper sticker honestly but I do love your commitment.

 

should have sneezed on them, would have given them something to talk about.

 

when in the fuck am i getting the new Foxing album

 

Ughhh that’s so upsetting. I’m sorry this is happening. I very much hope she calls them today. If not, I hope a better job without such crazy background check needs will come your way!

 

thank you both i am doom-and-glooming a little more than i should here, though. they said they really want to get people in at 6/11 if possible because they already have a training going and could merge groups, it's a three week training and expensive and tough to schedule for them. but they did say if 6/11 isn't possible they aren't going to let good fits pass them by because of it, and i think i interviewed very well. we'll see.

 

I have literally 0 dollars to my name rn. I'm not panicking you're panicking!

 

@Shrek things have been going hella well for you so I'm kinda hoping this is the twist where you think things will stop going well but they actually go even better than before and then the movie ends with a pithy positive statement and we all watch it after our next significant other turns out to be trash bc the film of yr life so far is aspirational

thanks for coming to my Ted talk

 

bumper stickers almost universally suck though

re fucking tweet I'm trying to get sad as hell off some weirdness let's go

I haven't had money in my bank account in two weeks it's both the fucking worst and a little liberating rip

 

i want new foxing and joyce manor records asap

 

Joyce Manor is the best band in the world so agreed. I got my first speeding ticket after seeing them

 

Joyce Manor are tight. I like the early stuff the best tho

 

Didn’t ACA kick your dog too?

 

wat

-ACA

 

BANG BANG - GUNZ

 

I think they have a 10/10 discog with one 9. they keep getting better at writing songs it's great

 

I'm really happy that I've posted an -ACA post and @angrycandy has followed with a -Gunz post immediately after, two days in a row

 

Yeah! I think people know it'll bother me so they insist on kicking my sweet dog.

 

Who wouldn't be bothered by someone kicking a dog?!