Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 587

Thanks for that handy bit of info

 

I can't believe I'm being Robbed of my contribution to this thread

 

You can’t hand-le the truth

 

okay this is getting out of hand

 

Not a fan of any of the things that are happening.

 

Wow these people just talked about how it must be extra dusty at work because they sneeze here like twice a day, but never at home. Then they talked about their sneezing habits for about 5-10 minutes. I wanted to just scream in their face BE MORE INTERESTING OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

come on man, just toe the line

 

ATTENTION THREAD!!!

ATTENTION!!!

ATTENTION!!!

THIS IS HAPPENING WHERE I WORK. LITERALLY DOWSTAIRS. THE PROPHECY CONTINUES TO FULFILL ITSELF.

 

Lost my virginity at 15, js

 

if I go anywhere in public I am like 10x more likely to sneeze than I am at home. think I'm allergic to people or something

 

You are the chosen one

 

so much for that big comeback I had planned for them

 

I'm glad you finally get to meet your ceo

 

bet they won't even be on the new Shrek movie soundtrack, let alone be the featured song

this would have been perfect

why don't they read my posts?

 

Show them this thread

 

people are sharing it all over Facebook losing their minds over how out-of-touch it is. i'm laughing so hard. read the description.



fuck Guns n Roses. fuck Misfits. this is the reunion we all needed.

 

Oh my god

 

Dylan why Andy is the best

 

I'm happy for you, Cam

hope you enjoy your ironic 4th of July party while those guys try their best not to break down crying in front of everyone

I just wanted so much more for Smash Mouth

Shrek 5 or whatever

 

@Shrek's big Green Dick did you get the background check sorted?

 

new tattoo idea but like @ myself

 

Fuck Smash Mouth as people, all despicable human beings.

 

The whole paragraph?

 

nope. she said she would call every day since Tuesday and hasn't. messaged me last night saying she would call today, but "won't testify to the dates i worked off the books because there is no documentation". no shit - but that's not my fucking problem. they are treating it like they are doing me some favor and not doing what they're obligated to as an employer.

i messaged her this morning and let her know if it doesn't get done today she is all but assuring i don't get the position, because they wanted to get offers out today so i can put in my two weeks and start 6/11. she read it and didn't respond. so i'm probably not moving forward and it's likely due to a rinky-dink retail store i busted my ass at for $8.50 an hour for two years... six years ago. the american dream. one day i'll know what it's like to live without financial worry.