Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 565

And like, what if the kid grows up and watches the show and hates Arya?

Or my favorite, every poor bastard named Holden getting to high school and realizing they were name after an asshole.

 

Rupton
Lingard
Fulmon
Lunton
Hobin

 

That being said, 50/50 chance I name a cat Stannis

 

names i got on starbucks cups in Europe: Gerru (Barcelona), Gorry (Prague), Garry (Prague), Gary (Budapest), Patrick (Budapest), Gerry (Budapest).

spot the odd one out

 

cats are fair game, and human names on cats is adorable

i have a Maria, a Bruce, and a Barry

 

I just realized Gary could be short for Garrett.

 

for most of my life i wanted to name my son Jason after the original red power ranger. but then i met a lot of shitty jasons in real life.

and now i think about Sam after Samwise Gamgee a lot. because he's the GOAT.

 

i'll respond to pretty much anything as long as it's not Gary, tbh.

 

Melissa has two cats as well with human names. and that means when we move into her house together we will have five cats. really nothing we can do about it lol.

also, the names for a pack of cats according to the internet are a "clutter", "clowder", or "glaring".

we're going with "a glaring of cats" because it's hilarious

 

I wish I got paid to come up with yuppy baby names

 

it's pretty hard to confuse justin, thanks timberlake and bieber.

i guess i could get dustin, but i don't think i ever have.

 

Is this the Krusty Krab?

 

I don’t think it is either but so many people called my ex I-an and I’m like?? Do you not know the name Ian..?

Me too. Except I didn’t realize. You told me.

 

i mean, you could probably convince those people to pay for you it. Get something cashmere, were an unnecessary scarf, put an f or j somewhere useless in your name, get stupid modern furniture, buy only Apple products, and make some sort of minimalist business card that somehow is also extremely extra.

 

And of course, think of the fanciest sounding title for your job.

 

I'm not sure if anyone has ever spelled my name right. And if they see the spelling they always say it wrong

 

my dad just asked me why i didn't quit my job after the bait and switch and i was like "well, i do still need money" but at least he's finally on the "leave retail" train

 

"Hi, I'm Travjis, Patronymic Guru."

 

Lahbstah

 

all i can think of is Tristophe from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

 

Damn is it Lobstar?

 

I wish my name was lobster everyone knows how to say lobster

 

I get Cody alot and I don't understand it

 

coby

 

cobly