Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 564

Garet
Garret
Garett
Garrette
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Garrete
Garete
Jarret
Jarett
Jarrett
Jarete
Jarrette
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Jarrete
Gary
Garey
Jared

 

that's what i said!

 

SATAN SCHOOL? COOL. IDK THE CONTEXT BUT COOL

 

Some of the names she listed are horrendous but some are pretty normal, like what is her problem with Kacey?

I second guess naming my daughter Aeryn sometimes because I don't want to be one of these people but at the same time I still think it looks nice.

 

pretty sure you have to do community service if any of these are your name

 

Okay not the opposite haha. it was just one of those hippy schools haha

Yeah I just say two t's or one haha

 

Coland
Ryler
Tump
Yuak
Rixton
Torbin


I just made all those up (I think). feel free to use them

 

I guarantee at least half of these are real

 

yeah fuck Gary

AMAZINGLY they get my last name wrong just as frequently

 

it's just the letter L tho!

 

gonna be a lot of baby tumps from trump supporters who spell the name wrong on the birth certificate and just roll with it

 

"And your last name?"
"Lemons, like the fruit"
"El, eye, em..."

 

Hahahah well that actually is pretty opposite. Definitely doesn’t explain the middle name thing haha

 

My daughter's first grade class had a Jackson and a Jaxon

And also an Emalee

 

"like the fruit"
*spells the fruit wrong*

but how

 

I could understand if they went with 2 Ms like Jack Lemmon

 

there was a fun running joke in europe where all the starbucks employees spelled my name horrendously (now I want to go find all of them), but like, there's a language barrier. here it's baffling.

 

Ganner
Hayten
Clanton
Rudger
Loupa
Cartson

 

this is too easy

 

I've got a customer named John Johnson. That's just mean. My name wouldn't work as one of those unless I named them like, Stoker or Wham or something.

 

are you just looking up street names in rich white neighborhoods?

 

Dotger
Croydon
Cassamia
Sterrling
Chilton

 

i'll take obtusely unique names over the influx of nerds naming their children Arya or other pop culture junk

 

In case no one takes my set-up here, I'm imagining Young Wham ordering coffee or something and having his name called and the exchange going

"Wham Bram"
"Thank you, ma'am"

 

I've gotten Ethan and Evan a lot, I don't think my name is that unusual