Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 555

Lmao

 

ever seen that Pudding F**ts viral video?

 

Ever had a dirty one?

 

Lmao, no

 

No way to know for sure ( @Mr. Serotonin Industries™️)

 

Wat

 

yes

its like mr hands but no horse, or barn. little bit of pudding tho.

 

Mah bad

 

dont google it or do but defintely dont but do

 

hahaha fuck.

 

It took me a second to get this but I got it

 

Hollywood is such a weirdly hilarious and trashy place. I was stopped by a dude and he was like, “you are a very very lucky man.” So I asked him why and he was like, “that mark on your forehead. You are very lucky. It means you will live a very long life.” Bruh this is a cat scratch turned scar lol

 

Damn, it was a scar from a cat too? Even luckier! You'll be lucky for your next 9 lives.

 

this guac fucks

 

the best genres to listen to at work are ambient, hip hop, and classical

 

yeah not at my work, pal. I've got racist cock rockers upstairs.

 

headphones? youre not one of those phone speaker jabronis are you?

 

I'm one of those customer service people so I can't use headphones haha

 

but also no i would never use a phone speaker. what am i, a serial killer?

 

Is that a rhetorical question?

 

I really hate that song Small Town

 

I'm really sad that I have no more guac and no more avocado

 

Isn't phone speaker jabroni a Gaslight Anthem song

 

Where's @Colby Searcy ? I have a food question

 

it is not. nice try