Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 528

just piss your pants. they'll think it's hilarious

 

I am sorry you have to deal with that

 

you're sitting in the front row typing away on your phone so they can already see you're not paying attention to the presentation, sneaking out can't do any more harm.

 

Pull a Bear

 

“Hey girls you like the Lawrence arms?”

 

You can't leave to go to the bathroom? What is this, middle school? WTF

 

I don’t need your phony bullshit pity dan

 

Haha Mike, oh man, you are a crazy man.

 

I take bladder issues seriously Dylan

 

*extremely dylan voice*

“now here’s a power point I most definitely didn’t steal from a buzzfeed knock off websige.”

 

I don’t wanna walk past the projector and be that guy that walks in front of the project and blocks out the presentation and makes a scene and the hinges on the doors are squeaky so they’ll all turn around and look at me when i leave and come back

 

Then piss your pants like an adult dillon

 

No you don’t you fake piece of shit

 

Dillon High

 

It looks kinda gross... I'll make you something better.

Can you take the long way? If not, throw something across the room and then get up as everyone is distracted.

 

Panthers

 

daddy is testy when he has to go to the potty

 

What in that looks gross!!!!!!!

 

That’s not a practical solution

 

Im on my iPad mini taking notes i am a studious attendant

 

bread to filling ratio is jacked. Also, there's no cheese on top of the bacon? Looks like amateur hour TBH NGL YKWIS.

 

Very cool

 

then he'd have to go back to his room and change and risk walking in on housekeeping flossing their ass with his comb or something

 

YKWIS. I like that one

 

You don’t even know what an iPad is you technologically ignorant grandpa