Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 516

I almost choked on water

 

wtf no

im probably gonna drink some of that tonight tho

 

Nothing really. I was going to make a joke and say that "it looks like your tomatoes are vomiting all over your sausages" but I opted for the gordon ramsay gif.

My food always looks like shit so I have no room to talk haha

 

Hahah I had all the veggies underneath. Not tryin’ to make it look good when I only have a short time for lunch.

 

children waiting for the day they... A1
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happy steak sauce
happy steak sauce

 

@Shrek

is it possible to sell Gov Ball ticket and get one for that show instead?

 

Exactly

 

why are you trying to ruin tequila for me?????

 

huh?

 

I want a margarita

 

would you ever knock boots w/ tila tequila

 

I feel ya. I haven't posted on my instagram in forever because everything I've made lately has looked like utter shit. I'm gordon ramsaying myself on a regular basis.

My lunch might consist of a frozen, microwaved burrito.

 

Both should unionize

 

Post pics

 

Always

 

of what? lol the burrito?

 

that's what i'm trying to do now, found a potential buyer already

 

and some al pastor soft tacos

 

can't blame her, if I drank tequila like you do I would not have a good time

 

what if you combined the professions

prostitutor

 

hell yeah, good to hear. I hope the ticket acquiring process goes well for you for the show!

 

today is a really bad day for my work to not have coffee. Gonna have to get some during lunch

 

obviously uh 18+ to get that kind of service

 

fuckkkk

I'm headed to a latin kitchen + rum bar tonight fortunately