Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 495

u get it

 

Hands >>>>>>>>

 

pistachio
almond
pecan
cashew
walnut
peanut
hazelnut
macadamia
chestnut
sunflower seed
brazil
pine nut
pumpkin seed

 

walnuts are the best nuts in brownies.
out of the ones I actually eat that aren't in baked goods.

Pistachio > Pecans > Almonds > Sunflower Seeds > Cashews > Peanuts

in baked goods Macadamia and walnuts are awesome.

 

the fuck kinda cashew rating is that liljohn

 

let's say you were laid off from your full time job, and started collecting unemployment monies from that. then you lost your part time job, also through no fault of your own. let's also say that HR told you they'd pay if the unemployment people contacted them...can you...can you draw two unemployments simultaneously? hahaha

 

I like that ranking except for the sunflower seed part

 

I would think your unemployment should go up to adjust for your reduced income

 

technically yes but my income ultimately won't change. i'm drawing the max allowed every week, so they were just paying me that minus my internship earnings each week.

 

friends, what should i do with my life?

 

flight attendant
teacher
insurance
computer drafter

 

i'd end up swearing at passengers in frustration
i'd end up swearing at kids in frustration
sales no, underwriting yes
when i was in high school we used very basic drafting programs on macs and kids would make the mac text to speech function read racial slurs aloud

 

Salsa taste tester

 

Vampire Slayer

 

I was thinking CAD drafter. Take a single autocad course and get a cert.

Also I think it would be cool to teach english abroad. Travel the world. I was thinking about doing it myself. Those programs they dont even want or need you to speak a second language. They want full immersion.

 

So I spent about 20 minutes asking for fashion advice from my friends and another 1 hour and 35 minutes trying to calm down my social anxiety in my hotel room to go to this networking social for the conference I’m at only to show up for my free beer and pocketed two crab cakes and faked a phone call on my way out the front door to go back to my hotel room all in less than 5 minutes.

 

In bulk they’re not toooo bad

 

you went and that's what's important

 

I know this is weird but I just feel like eating a bunch of spinach for dinner. I have been thinking about since I left work.

 

You’re right that is weird.

 

smh wasting that nice outfit

pretty much exactly what i would have done though

 

Sabors is really fucking good

 

A whole package of spinach, two whole bites

 

I find this hard to believe

You have friends?

 

No it’s not