Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 488

how tf can dog pull off a turtleneck

 

I've never seen a sweater and thought "man this needs more neck"

 

listen to just Bright Eyes. Run by Snow Patrol is a good song. The Format is either not good or the dude from fun and I don't remember which.

 

No joke, this is a separate thought, but I have a hella stretchy neck. Like, weirdly so

 

shes beautiful

 

yeah, all dogs do

 

It's The Dude.

 

I can relate a little man, I got stretchy cheeks on me.

 

did he send you this vid of him?

 

Who the fuck wears a turtleneck in LA you god damn goober

 

what do yall mean by stretchy? like your skin pulls a lot?

 

She's got good taste too. I think that's a Haagen Dazs.

 

ironic considering a turtleneck is most appropriate in weather that kills turtles

 

We got that May gloom

Yeah. Hella elastic

 

Yeah like, they're malleable. I could catch a cheek in a door but it'd take me a lil longer than most people before I realized and it snapped back, ya know?

 

can I stretch ur neck sir?

 

Hell yeah man. I’ll start charging $0.25 per stretch

 

is this a sex thing

 

yall need to firm your skin up or something ya nasties.

 

how the fuck do you firm up

 

i should delete that

 

What does it get down to 70 or something?

 

You can’t firm up a god damn neck