Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 455

Dan you’re a caveman

 

he is doing paleo now

 

I watched some NHL playoff hockey and now I'm heading back to civilization

 

i liked this than unliked this when i realized you called dylan smart

 

Bully

 

So you only liked the part where he insulted Dan

Lol

 

he said dan was pleasant!

 

look at this picture I took today

 

Personally would rather be smart and unpleasant than pleasant but dumb. But I think I'm fairly on the positive end of both

 

yes you are pleasant and informed about what is important in the world

 

Me caveman me eat meat

 

Sex thing ?

 

going to a friend's graduation party. there will apparently be margaritas. I expect it to be awkward so I'm bringing a book in case no one likes me. hoping me being drunk will distract anyone from me having a book at a party

party is an interesting word cause it's at her parents house but you all get it

 

Margaritas should eliminate the awkwardness

 

Lmao. How could you concentrate!? I need like absolute silence when I read otherwise I get very easily distracted. People will either ignore you or you’ll get a lot of drunk, “whh...whatreyou reading????”

 

you'd think, but her parents are kinda strict so I'm not betting on it

 

AbsoluteSilence.net

 

lots of experience reading at Latino parties growing up where silence doesn't exist

 

Song is such a bop

 

it would be funny if you were reading like a self help book about how to be social and talk to people

 

also clarification: friend's graduating high school, not college, hence why it'll be awkward I think. I wanna be supportive tho, I am proud of her and this is def a milestone. we've been coworkers for like a year and got to be friends through that, but I expect it'll be mostly real adults and fellow fake ass adult lites

 

I think I'm gonna take Sirens of Titan bc I'd never waste time on a self help book but I also think this would be funny

 

we both got green chilaquiles with carnitas and eggs

it was ok but I wouldn't get it again

this was also the first time we ordered the same thing at a restaurant

 

I had so many margaritas last night

 

But did you have salad!?!?