Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 451

@Dog with a Blog this might be Henrys masterpiece

 

@Mr. Serotonin would be your wingman

He'd somehow wind up with a plate of wings even though the bar doesn't serve food

 

I’m essentially a bar-ista

 

I'll have uhhhhhhh a rail Margarita?

 

I feel like if this thread went to the bar together, someone might legit die somehow. probably me.

 

I think @dadbolt would gladly take one for the team

 

We should just have a house party, too many people, we have plenty of wild cards as it is. We can smoke weed too (at a house party)

 

I'm at my grandma's 2 hours from anywhere you'd want to be. they're getting Little Caesars

 

Is this the new Adam Sandler film?

 

What town?

 

Opening up my instagram/texts after a night of heavy drinking is always a risk

 

What was your fucking snakes name?

 

Nothing about this would be in a Sandler movie

Mt Pleasant

I avoided it last week and that's paying off because uncles aren't here

 

I never gave it one. I did have a turtle named Chip tho

 

I've never sent a drunk text. I have great self control

Or if I get too drunk I just get sleepy

 

Idk chase, that sounds like something Sandler would be in lol.

 

Damn. Sending drunk texts is my super power

 

my job would be to make sure that doesn't happen

I would also take everyone's keys and then the next day be like "y'all never gave me your keys you must have imagined that" and then give you the keys like 20 minutes later

 

yeah @Dog with a Blog what did you name your penis

 

I hate conferences. Motivational speakers remind me of televangelists and there’s always those handful of people that wanna interject throughout the workshop. Also i loathe interactive workshops. I don’t wanna raise my hand, I don’t wanna break into groups, i wanna type my notes, take the assessment, get my credits, and go on to the next one.

 

I've never let something silly like being in a public place stop me from smoking. Parking lots are there for a reason Mikey!

 

Yep. Almost always feels phony to me

 

I drunk text all the time and afaik nobody has ever been mad about it. If i say some dumb shit I just make fun of myself the next day. Take a risk every now and then Tex

 

I imagine people expect you to say dumb shit though

 

believe it or not sometimes i can play it real cool, ian

but yes, mostly that