Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 440

Discover Weekly is letting me down this week

 

What was I listening to last week to deserve this

 

I already need today to be over lol no complain-o. Just excited to go check out this car after work

 

Oh yes happy birthday @lobstervegan !!!

 

This is devastating

 

"This is a crazy call from a crazy lady"

Okay well don't open with this.

 

and true

 

Lmao, reading work emails. “...My boyfriend was in a fire 6 months ago so in lieu of the hot weather we decided the only way to keep him cool yet entertained was to spend an entire day at the movies....”

I honestly fucking hate this job. It’s trash and the pay is trash. I loved my last theatre job but that place was special. This place sucks lol

 

Retail sucks shit unless you have a cool situation going

 

prequels turned the jedis into zionists

 

Yeah Lucas really fucked it all up.

 

Walked on a trail for 6 miles and a baby bobcat walked in front me and I nearly shat myself.

 

happy birthday @lobstervegan and happy unbirthday everyone else

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @lobstervegan MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH STUFF AND THINGS

 

or whatever

 

When I was a kid I would go camping every summer and one time I woke up and there were like two bobcat kittens and their mom like feet away from me. I thought I was dreaming but my sister later confirmed this to have actually happened. They are so tiny and cute!

 

That's how they get you

 

If i had three wishes, one of them would be for this toilet to come alive so it can feel pain when i fucking destroy it with a bat.

 

People keep unveiling pregnancies on my timeline and I’m just sitting here waiting to drink at brunch.

 

now you got me wondering what jar jar's member looks like

 

there’s definitely some fan art out there to help with your curiosity

 

thank you everyone

 

get used to seeing yr friends hit those milestones at an alarming rate but also embrace your ability to day drink and do whatever the fuck you want to with your weekend.

 

I don’t want offspring until I’m 45.