Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 370

feet for hands

 

how would foot fetishes work in this situation

 

Ruth's Chris doesn't even belong in the conversation

 

because i'm following the 5 D's of dodgeball broseph

 

That said, @Your Milkshake I'm definitely stopping for steak the next time in Dallas. If you had to pick one place, which would it be?

 

would you rather have a piece of metal in your cereal three times a year or have spiders crawl into your mouth and ears once a year

 

metal, easily. I'll just pick it out.

 

It's garbage.

"Yes, let's cook a steak and instead of letting it rest, we'll put it on a 500 degree plate so it can continue cooking and bleed out all over your plate. Don't forget the melted butter that splatters all over our customers while they try to eat it."

 

Metal in my cereal because I can just eliminate cereal from my diet

 

do the dickfeet have all the same nerve endings and stuff so it would hurt just every time you walked

 

that sounds awful

 

We now know the answer to this question:

Why the Heck Do So Many Koalas Have Chlamydia?

 

i don't really eat cereal so that one easily

 

I eat cereal like three times a year anyway, I’d be fine

 

maybe it'd feel really good

 

i've literally had cereal three times today

 

Are the dicks fully functional?

 

I think Ken wins

 

While this is true he did not specify whether while awake or asleep and did not specify the size of the spiders

 

yes. instead of Achilles's it's balls

 

Stay out of @angrycandy territory

 

i looked it up, apparently it's false haha

 

this is awful but you just reminded me of that video of the man who has like 100 uncontrollable orgasms a day due to some condition

 

Do you have to be hard in each of your 10 dick toes to stand up?