Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 350

good call, a good f**k will knock you right out

 

That's why you always create 10 social media accounts so they never know the real "you".

 

Rob I specified I was simply talking about storytelling. Please get your mind out of the gutter

 

"damn, this dude tweets about nothing a lot"

 

no. she was really annoyed with me about it too lol

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tbf she kept insisting we smoke/drink more. by the time she wanted to start fooling around i was like nah im good and passed out immediately​

 

Classic @dadbolt

 

What’s with the font change? Is this the prologue to your new book!?

 

that's why i don't make my handle my name or use the same usernames across accounts for the most part. i mean, if they stumble upon my socialist tweets and learn something, cool, but they're def not gonna offer me a job haha

 

idk is it

 

lol I completely missed where it was a woman because the only idea I have of that word is due to that bukowski book/mickey rourke movie so that's what I was imagining giving you shots. oops

 

Idk
U tell me

 

ok

 

oh ok sry

 

wow you really @Dog with a Blog 'd that opportunity huh

 

i t s o k a y

 

omg i did

fuck

 

@dadbolt last night

 

conversely, when you want to be an artist (in my case, a novel writer), you gotta double down on the name.

 

I'm in both of your boats and I hate it

 

pickle juice is a miracle drink! you are wrong @Borat !!

 

i don't want you in my boat, literally or figuratively, ever.

 

pickle juice is not a fucking drink just because it's something you can drink

 

i ' m n o t o K A A A A Y

 

You definitely don't want me in your boat literally. I'm not good in boats.

 

i hope future employers stumble upon my twitter and enjoy my three tweets, the last of which is a chris rock retweet from 2012.