Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 349

It took me about 30 seconds to comprehend the word "barfly" but I got you now. For 30 seconds I thought you meant you randomly threw up.

 

Sorry my b

 

Enjoy your broken charging cord you creepy ****!

 

They must be targeting your car because you keep leaving it unlocked.

 

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@ChaseTx how was the tequila and pickle juice

 

That's what I thought until this post.

You can see I'm clearly woke

 

They're 2 for 2.

 

it's a pretty lethal combination. after a couple you become wholly unaware of how much alcohol you've consumed until you close out yr tab and die a little more on the inside when you see the bill

 

They might be 2/483 for all we know.

 

No I mean i just get a case of the rumblies

 

They probably walk down your street daily and look for any cars that aren't locked. Easy money.

 

They definitely do that. My neighbourhood NeNe facebook group is constantly reminding everyone to lock their doors.

 

Pickle juice...yuck

 

f**k = folk btw, like did you engage in telling folk stories w/ said barfly

 

You messed it up with the bartenderess? Smh

 

so a lot of people are suggesting including your twitter handle on your resume these days

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who the fuck? what? lol

 

You sound like you speak from experience.

 

That's prolly what put him to sleep.

 

best movie

 

why was this the first post i read on this thread today

 

I just got prescribed antidepressants due to this information

 

"they're gonna google you anyway, make sure they find the right social media feeds"