Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 342

Please explain how vodka isn’t a carb

 

Making the right choice to watch New Girl finale instead of the Celtics getting waxed by the Cavalebrons

 

Google nutrition says it’s no carb lol.

 

basketball would be a lot more interesting for me if the teams started waxing each others legs mid game

 

This was the best Applebee’s meal I’ve ever had.

5 out of 10

 

Bro it’s 0 carb tho

 

what did you get?

 

Just a bacon burger.

 

Isn’t all alcohol by definition a carb though

 

I think it's all sugar idk if it's all carbs tho

 

update: im drunk

 

Update. I have had five dabs and three beers and i could eat honestly anything.

 

But if I did, at least I could name my special: Comedy for Cyber bullies.

 

Marshmellow fluff yo

 

Whats the biggest bear you think you can fight and win?

 

It's fine to swallow a pill with wine right?

 

Dylan's dog but I really don't want to fight a dog, there are probably some large gay men I could take in a fight

 

It either is or it wont be your problem. Gopher jt

 

Most straight hard liquor is carb free I'm pretty sure

 

Whats like, the societal stance on eating an entire ham at 10pm on a tuesday? Is that like, kosher?

 

update: I'm buzzed

 

ok i chose the wrong word there

 

Who the fuck invented cherry coke oreos

 

what is this shit