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But do you regret it

 

they just aren't still actively touring

 

Only one of these is true

1. When I was a little kid I went through a phase where I had tha weird obsession with peeing outside rather than in the bathroom. I don’t know why exactly, it just really excited me. And then one time I was in the bathroom I purposefully peed on the floor. Again, don’t understand why.

2. Two years ago I joined the mile high club. I was on a flight to L.A. and sitting, not directly next to me, but two seats away was a girl wearing a Brand New shirt. Typically I have a hard time striking up a conversation with a girl I’m attracted to, but because she was wearing the shirt of a band I was into, the conversation starter came easy. Anyway, we were talking and there was clearly chemistry between us but I wasn’t about to make a move on a fuckin plane so I just kinda sat there but she ended up moving to that empty seat between us since it’s Southwest and it’s just first come first serve and no one was sitting there. We do the whole hand touch brushing up against each other thing or whatever and I’m just like okayyyyy and then she told me to meet up with her in like 5 minutes (keep in mind this is a fairly empty flight as it was at like 10pm). So I follow her to the bathroom and the rest is history. Though I guess technically I didn’t join the club cause it was only a MHJ.

3. When I was in high school I got caught humping a stuffed bald eagle. The eagle was our school mascot and there was a bald eagle that would go to the class that won spirit week or something, I forget exactly. Anyway, all I know is that we were in the class that had it and the teacher was out of the room so naturally, being the idiot that I am, I grabbed it and started humping it on the floor in all sorts of positions cause I was a dumb clown and thought it was hilarious. Unfortunately, before my antics were over, the teacher came back and I was sent to the office

Feel free to ask questions before you reach your verdict

 

Bald Eagle Humping. Final answer.

 

DONT REMIND ME IAN

Nah I saw bsb in childhood and saw 98 degrees two years ago with Dream & o town

 

Also wtf @Dog with a Blog those are so detailed??? I wouldn’t even know where to begin on which is the truth.

 

1 and that's just because you're a canine

 

That’s what makes it fun

 

James is better at this

 

No like you’re TOO GOOD at this game
Tf
Why are you that good at lying??? Are you a writer? How do you come up with such random untrue details? I’m shook

 

Hahaha WHY ARE YOU THAT GOOD AT LYING?

 

It's because all of those are mostly true, there are just details in two of them that are untrue

 

I am good at lying, but I don’t or try not to.

 

Now that is smart

Like he really humped a mascot stuffed animal but it was a panther not an eagle. I gotchu.

 

So i'm stressing about my car, it only has about 2 weeks until I get my new one but the brakes are fucked, I got the pads replaced but I guess the rotors are still messed up and they are loud as fuck. Im gonna work delivery this weekend and get all sorts of weird looks cause of my brakes but who gives a fuck right? I shouldnt give a fuck right?

Totally looking for validation, I need it.

 

Don’t you DARE give any fucks dan

 

That's how I did mine too

I didn't play at SXSW, I played at an independent showcase in Austin during SXSW, and Pusha didn't snub me

 

them's the brakes

 

See that’s where I went wrong in this game. I’m a terrible liar.
Hence why I just piggybacked off Ian’s since it also applied to me

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen got it right. I had a phase where I would go outside to pee and also peed all over the bathroom floor only to have to clean it up, obviously. Don’t know why. Wasn’t even a precursor for my kinks to come. It was just a thing.

The second one is 1000% a fabrication. Nothing about that is true.

The third one is also completely false. although, if I remember correctly, our school did have a stuffed bald eagle that was seen as somewhat as a trophy or something. I dunno...I didn’t give a fuck about school spirit.

 

1. I was 20 when I first successfully rode a bike
2. I was 10 when I learned how to swim
3. My favorite toy as a kid was a soap dish.

 

I pray that #3 is true

 

Im feeling that the lie is #2

 

what prompted you to start riding a bike at 20

 

Well now I feel like I’ve been goofed