Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 332

wut

 

I'm just trying to hold it down man

 

ummm


When I was a kid, we found a box turtle once and fed it peanut butter.

The last time I ate meat was Whataburger last July.

I attended my 8th grade dance in a t-shirt because I was rebellious.

 

the last one is the lie

 

okay I'll do a 2 truths and a lie

I saw NSYNC live
I saw The Backstreet Boys live
I saw 98° live

 

incorrect. I thought I was so punk in 8th grade. Dressing up would be selling out

 

Whataburger is the lie

 

NSync is the lie.

 

That's correct. Whataburger was the last time I ate meat on purpose. The last time I ate it at all was maybe a few weeks later when I ordered bean burritos from Taco Bueno and discovered they put beef chili on them (also they cook with lard)

ok you go

 

nope saw them in 2001

 

the last one is the lie

 

nope saw them on the All That Music And More Tour

there was no concerted effort on me never seeing BSB, the other two just kinda happened

 

Two truths and a lie:

I eat shellfish at least once a week

I performed at SXSW and got snubbed by Pusha T before the show

I was a free agent in the NFL for one year

 

I'm bad at this game

 

you weren't a free agent, you were drafted and won that Super Bowl

 

This is also my two truths and a lie

 

i ate the reese's that were sitting on my desk because i was impatient for lunch and now i have a stomachache

 

that's all truth

 

This is my entire life. Just this.

 

is this the plums poem

 

I officially declared draft eligibility prior to the 2014 NFL Draft, went undrafted and officially became a free agent, retired in 2015 and will be Hall Of Fame eligible in 2020 but not early enough for that class so it'll be class of 2021

 

Wait is this real? Can i do this?

 

I'm gonna say you saw BSB and 98 degrees

 

You are correct!
Which is ironic bc nothing rivals my love for *NSYNC

 

"PLAYER ELIGIBILITY
To be eligible for the draft, players must have been out of high school for at least three years and must have used up their college eligibility before the start of the next college football season. Underclassmen and players who have graduated before using all their college eligibility may request the league’s approval to enter the draft early.

Players are draft-eligible only in the year after the end of their college eligibility.

Before the draft, NFL Player Personnel staff members confirm the eligibility of draft prospects; that means researching the college backgrounds of approximately 3,000 college players each year. They work with NCAA compliance departments at schools across the country to verify the information for all prospects. They also check the rosters of college all-star games to make sure that only draft-eligible players play in the games.

The Player Personnel staff also review all of the applications submitted by players who want to enter the draft early. Underclassmen have until seven days following the NCAA National Championship Game to declare their intentions to do so. For the 2017 NFL Draft, 106 undergraduates received NFL approval to enter the draft, as did 13 players who graduated without using up all their college eligibility.

Once players have become draft-eligible or have declared their intention to enter the draft early, the Player Personnel staff work with teams, agents and schools to clarify the players’ status. They also work with agents, schools, scouts and teams to enforce league rules for Pro Days (where NFL scouts come to colleges to observe prospects) and private workouts.

During the draft, Player Personnel staff confirm that all players who are drafted are draft-eligible."