Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 310

You'd be mr personality

 

let's not go that far

 

how is your day going? is bear doing alright? you know, dustin and I were talking over the weekend about how you are wrong about bbq, i just wanted you to know that. also, can you send a video of you taking your socks off after your next run? how's your job going? do you miss missouri? what did you get your mom for mother's day? how's the new destiny expansion? should i reinstall and play with yall? just kidding i would never reinstall that piece of shit. anyways, love you buddy! miss you! dont forget the foot video!

sorry, we haven't talked in a few days and i just wanted to make sure i covered everything

 

what's up with your feet?

 

hahaha

 

Damn Derek

 

I gave myself an allergy attack but I’m tanning and it’s quite nice

 

@dadbolt god damn you

 

I don't know if you meant for me to read this in "that voice" but I did

 

this exceeds the maximum allowed questions for a small talk conversation. As such, I am nullifying this entire post and ignoring it.

 

I'm glad you did, whatever voice that was (please specify, I'll probably love it)

 

i don't care for that at all. those were not small talk questions. i was showing genuine interest in your life. maybe work on being pleasant instead of playing destiny tonight

 

"Damn Daniel"

 

Did not think of that, fuck

 

also work on the feet video. let's not forget about that.

 

Damn Dustin

 

Damn Fucking Dustin

 

Hahahaha I just immediately heard it and thought "oh god dammit"

 

my life is not worth wasting time and energy pretending to be interested. i won't.

 

Figured that meme was officially dead once Jonah Hill referenced it when he hosted SNL

 

thanks for helping me keep @dylan on task i know he's not very good at organization

 

I just stopped myself from making an all caps lyric post is this the first stage of recovery

 

i say you should go for it

 

pivoting away from @dadbolt 's bullshit


what's everyone's opinion of peanut m&ms?

 

m&m's suck

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