Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 73

don't misquote me

 

Dylan I’m just joshin’. You can come to this fictional brewery Matt and I started.

 

You just have to pay a percentage more than customers 5’9” and above.

 

Got WingStop

 

No citations? No bibliography? What year are these stats from?

 

damn dyl you whipped that together fast

 

Statistics Part 1: Average and Standard Deviation

 

now that i think about it it looks like a heavily edited buzzfeed article i saw last year

 

60 cent boneless day. Went with lemon pepper mixed with mango habanero. Great choice.

 

Going off that graph my height limited brewery would permit 67 people and exclude 33. So “half the population” is a fallacy, I’d be excluding 1/3rd. Thanks bud.

 

you've crossed me for the last time derek

 

Plot Twist: Dylan is the tallest person in the thread

 

buckcherry aint real

 

dylandre the giant

 

get off old man dulams lawn

 

But Dylan, real talk, I would love to have you as a customer in my brewery, no punchline here at all. I’d even name a beer after you or let you name it.

 

Here’s a more official one I found:

 

Just ordered some wings (4) and krazy fries, they have nacho cheese, mozzarella cheese, ham (they call it bacon smh) and they're delicious

 

jacob what the fuck do you even do at your job!!?

 

old man dulams sweet potato sour