Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 71

damnit joe no

 

does she leave the cabinet doors open when she gets something out of them or something horrific like that?

 

I hate that

 

nah, pretty standard 20-something depression stuff. zero energy to clean your room, you can either shower or go to class, etc.

I know how you feel about these things so please don't be mean to her

 

I'm never mean

 

Just intolerable.

 

Ahem

 

so much for the tolerable left

 

how was I being mean, matt?

 

you passing on matt's request for friendship was full proof that you're an asshole

 

nO

 

Right!? I am delightful.

 

Matt I’ll be your friend

 

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know that anyone can ask anyone to be their friend and that automatically makes them friends regardless of the befriendee having an input and the befriendor gets whatever they want. I guess I wasn't privy to that.

Hey, Bernie Sanders, wanna be my friend? Too bad, I asked and it makes you an asshole if you say no according to these fucking losers on the internet.

that doesn't make me an asshole, Derek. It makes me a person with agency and autonomy to pick who I do and don't want to let into my life and my decision isn't based on whether or not I am "nice" or "mean," but rather who I feel comfortable letting into my life.

Making new friends is a big deal, you can't just let anyone in willy nilly. I think I've interacted with @CarpetElf all of 15 times on this website over two years. Is that the metric by which we are measuring what does and does not constitute a friend? By that logic, I'm probably friends with someone like fucking @CoffeeEyes17 then and we all know that's not true.

Do you think before you even type or do you just let your moronic word vomit spew out your finger tips?

 

like I said I'm not mean.

 

shut up

 

Move to Denver. We'll start a brewery and ban Dylan. Also, be warned, I have no idea how to do any of that other than ban Dylan. And I also don't know what he looks like so really we're banning the dude from his avatar. Sound like a plan?

 

I was joking but this has become fun now haha.

 

I don't find the accusation that I am a "mean" person very fucking funny, MATT!

 

ok but when do we get feet pics

 

you're a degenerate

 

Plan. We’ll just put a height requirement like a roller coaster and he won’t be able to come in.

 

K

 

I AM AVERAGE SIZE SO HAVE FUN BANNING MATHEMATICALLY HALF OF YOUR POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS