sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1395

highthought: what if i wrote a short story about a guy who watches forensic files on netflix to figure out how to commit the perfect murder but gets caught because of watching all that forensic files lol

edit: for real though, the ways they figure out how to catch people are amazingggg

 

Dude yeah the one that stands out to me is this episode I saw where they used the dead bugs in the guy’s car grill to determine whether or not he lied about his location during the time of the murder

 

diatoms in water, dog hair dna, same strains of bacteria (dna), tree dna, HOT TOPIC GLITTER (shit you not), uh let's see, at least two fake suicides because of where blood was/wasn't, beer label "born on" dating

 

like i'm amazed anyone DOESN'T get caught for murder

 

sorry about all the murder, guys. i'm jazzed up because they finally caught the OG night stalker

 

QUAD POST: we need like a "true crime" thread on here

 

If anyone was wondering the secret to getting Laura to post again

This is the secret

 

Ok um, am I psychic???

I go to this one spot to eat at school everyday almost strictly because this girl who works here is hella cute and very friendly. Anyways, I just got here and ordered my food (not from her) and I sat down at the table that’s basically set up like a bar and I thought, “damn, it would be cool if she just like...sat next to me.” And then I shit you not like five minutes later, I guess she’s on break, and she pulls up and sits right next to me and I double take and don’t say anything especially cause I have headphones on and now I’m messaging you nerds instead

 

Oh. Well yeah, that sounds boring as hell haha

 

Shit, was gonna post this message and then strike up a conversation but her fucking coworker is here now

 

you're really pullin a dylan here dog

 

She’s talking to her coworker now!!

 

I love that every time you post about something like this it's "incredibly attractive woman that I tangentially know somehow has popped up in a perfect opportunity to talk to them and instead I just posted about it on Chorus"

 

You know who doesn't talk to coworkers instead of you? This website. So post after you're finished with the conversation next time.

 

What the fuck am I supposed to do, talk to them??

 

Talk to her before posting about wanting to talk to her!

 

If her dumbass coworker leaves I will talk to her

 

"Can't wait to eat this pizza and I really need to order it soon because it closes in 45 seconds."


"Pizza place closed before I could finish my last post :("

 

^this guy t*lks

 

Facts. Cups knows all.

 

just think, the story would have been even better if it ended with you talking to her!

 

Just talk to her coworker before talking to her and give the coworker a reason to leave

"Hey do you drive a 2014 Nissan Sentra?"
"No, why?"
"Good because someone just stole one and ran it into your car"

 

idk sanchy

 

Or better yet just pull the fire alarm that's way more airtight

 

im a failure