''What New The Mysterious Is This?'' - Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 1247

He hates himself

 

I thought you just used the "Text" theme with no animations or transitions.

 

I'm a business lawyer for a company that sells stuff on the internet. One of our lines of business is kind of like eBay and I do a lot of work for that, as well as customer service, and any time we're attending, hosting, or sponsoring an event (like a conference or a trade show).

 

Anyone know a good patent lawyer?

 

To summarize @KidLightning can't legally help @littlejohn with his shoplifting issue.

 

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My coworkers husband is a “pay tent” lawyer, if that’s the same?

 

I love myself. And my job, most of the time.

 

Sounds the same if you say it fast enough!

 

Alleged.

 

Damn @Kingjohn_654 we’re gettin somewhere

 

Sustained, stick to the facts @skurt

 

* Contact InventHelp: 1-800-INVENTION *


* I neither know them, nor know if they're good. Or lawyers. *

 

Business idea:

Getting emissions for your car is a pain, right?

Well, imagine if you paid someone to have it done at night while you're in bed asleep.

We'd call it Nocturnal Emissions.

"Nocturnal Emissions: we come while you sleep."

 

George Foreman recommends them.

 

Listening to Godsmack caused you to start stealing. I think your parents were right, it is devil music.

 

Illuminated
All y'all come to the front
One day at a time
Tryin'a go shine

 

A little too "on the nose," don't you think?

 

I’ll run it past them, but I’m not sure there’s much of a patent there.

Also, you have to get your emissions tested?

 

Is this a sex thing?

 

Yeah, in order to get your car registered it needs to pass an emissions test.

 

I sure hope not.

 

I feel like I wouldn't trust a random person to come to my house at night and take my car.

 

Uh. It was a joke.