(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 246

Omg speaking of this convo we took my nephew to childcare at the casino and it was bomb af I wanna work there but it prob pays next to nothing. It was so amazing and modern and educational!!

Kids from ages like 1-6 are my fave ever and my heart aches when I see them but I'm still not at a place to want my own

 

Abstinence won't work for all of us, I'm afraid.

 

The last thing we need is a bunch of smart millennials deciding not to have kids.

Please have kids and raise them to be awesome, guys. They're gonna be the generation in charge of fixing Earth and taking care of what's left of our old asses.

 

Nah nobody should have a kid if they do not want one

 

yeah if our current predicament is any indicator, human culture has been shaped by the proliferation of morons and their ideals.

maybe the only evolution thats worse than human evolution was T rex arms.

 

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses


The Bible is hella horny lol. You ever read dis, @Mr. Serotonin ? I bet god reads dis shit all the time and is just like, “NICE”

 

I'm gonna have mad babies

 

Girl fell asleep while I was watching UFC she said I could totally wake her up for sex IF I'd like. I think I'm keeping her y'all.

 

Thursday girl came over for the afternoon/evening today. There was misbehaviour.

I am bad.

 

I love babies but HATE children. Quite the predicament since they grow up.

 

i hate babies but love children hahaha. for me, i start liking them around age 7. considering adopting a 7 year old.

 

My child will be 1-7 and then skip to 18

 

I just took my nephew to the park and I am a child magnet omg. I could barely even keep an eye on my nephew cause all the kids wanted to talk to me. #ChildWhisperer

 

I’ve tried putting “child magnet” in my Tinder profile cause I’m great with kids but people take it the wrong way

 

yeah id be mad if you were my father too

 

Easily a top 5 Office moment for me. Such a simple line that perfectly represents Michael Scott. Pure of heart, dumb as a doorknob.

 

so two Saturdays ago me and gf split for like three hours to do chores at home and then met back up that evening. it was nice out so i left my Gaslight jacket there at her place. like two days later she randomly sent me two photos, and they were her mostly undressed in the jacket. i just got the second set out of the blue right now and they are ramping up. she says there’s a few more for when i least expect it. when do i propose

 

Dylan's eye just started twitching, wash that jacket

 

this is something i'd ruin by being like "i hope you showered"

 

"Why did you steal my jacket?"

 

So I've slept with coworker girl three times since Sunday. I guess rolling with it is working out for me.

 

workin' out for you and with you

 

It was definitely a workout Sunday night, and Monday morning.

Here's to hoping I don't blow it.

 

You’re just waiting for someone to spike this setup