Daily AMA • Page 391

@Shrek is it admirable that shrek became politically active and marched to the government office when he felt his land was illegally siezed or is the whole " this is my swamp" thing him just not wanting to share a public commons because it wasn't cozy but there was clearly room to house the fairytale creatures?

 

That won't work.

 

mctrump challenge

man this is hard. i would feel disingenuous answering before revisiting the movie, but i'm inclined to say it's admirable. they live in a land of magic and stuff, there's gotta be work arounds that don't necessitate taking someone's land.

 

Why does Cam get real questions and I get things that aren't even fucking questions.

 

I asked you plenty of real questions

 

@Shrek

Why do you think Dan is so scurred?

 

I hate all of you

 

What would be your dream tour?

 

Should Dan have given better answers in order to receive better questions?

 

@Shrek top five wrestlers of all time

 

I hope Rusev is #1.

 

I DIDNT GET ANY GOOD QUESTIONS. YOU HAD THE ONLY GOOD ONE.

 

I did my best. Sign up for another day and we'll go again.

 

How dare you? Property rights are important.

 

Hey man, nice hat

Idk if you're wearing a hat, but I imagine you are

 

@Shrek don't you think it's obnoxious that so many peopled jumped on my 4/20 AMA day? Including yourself?

 

What if one were not to want to?

That got dark

Didn't realize you lost your job, sorry bud. Hope you find one soon!

What about Ground Turkey?

 

He's scared tho.

 

because he's been dunked on so repeatedly by me in the wrasslin thread

this is going strictly off what i've been listening to lately
The Gaslight Anthem
Lorde
Bomb the Music Industry
Martha

probably

fuck man
1. Chris Jericho
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Eddie Guerrero
4. Undertaker
5. Terry Funk

yeah prob. i'm gonna remove myself anyways, unless a miracle happens thc won't be on the menu for me

 

then it'd be easy

i can be dark now and again

i didn't lose my job! just looking for the next step.

i do like turkey burgers

 

@Shrek what's your favorite and most embarrassing childhood memories?

 

@Shrek do you have a food that you despise?


Do you have a food that you dislike and can always taste no matter what people say?

 

ugh this is hard haha. embarassing ones are easy. i peed sitting down til i was in like first grade and the first time i decided to try it i pissed all over myself. i once broke a nativity scene and blamed it on some poor kid. i had a bowl cut and a ton of caps on my teeth. i ruined a bunch of crushes because i was mean to them. i once was afraid i was a woman because i realized i didn't actually have any visual proof that my penis was a penis and not a vagina.

good memories were, like, cartoons hahaha. i have a very selective memory from that age

sweet potatoes

sweet potatoes

 

Did I give you a sweet potato hash recipe? Or was that someone else?

 

you did but i haven't gotten around to it, i have it saved, maybe that'll be a dinner next week