The Twenty Dollar Taco Bell Challenge - WINNER: @COLESLAWD TIME: 14:58 • Page 6

That is fucked up man. Soooo fucked up.

 

the key difference between this and the mcdonalds one is i like taco bell

 

i probably will be a pig and try to eat multiple items at once to fool my shame chute into thinking there's less intake

 

The McDonalds one seems to be significantly less food. The meal I posted is probably around 4,000 calories. It's like having a small entree at the cheesecake factory.

 

I always thought your shame chute... never mind.

 

two big macs two filet o fish and a chocolate shake is definitely in the 4,000 range, and i also hate both sandwiches haha

nvm it is much less

 

Has Melissa seen shame chute yet

 

no and she mustn't ian

 

McTrump meal is 2530 calories

 

that's actually around 2,000.

edit: damn it

 

and has tartar sauce

 

yeah i fact checked myself right after and found myself horribly wrong

 

i'm gonna calorie count my meal and then back out of this challenge

 

Taco Bell Nutrition Information

prepare to feel deep, unmitigated shame

 

@Ken your meal is 3480 calories

 

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

A1 is gonna be a fuckin' ghost town after this challenge. You know, on account of you all dying.

 

This is enough to give someone a heart attack and diabetes.

 

Omg I couldn't ever eat all that so nooo for me, but you guys have shown me how easy it is to customize items on their website and this may be a game changer in my life.

 

Just me you and Chase, it will be a very pleasant thread no drama

 

3x Doritos Locos (510 calories total)
Quesarito - Beef (650)
Fiery Doritos GCG (500)
Beefy Nacho Loaded Griller (370)
Nacho Fries (320)
Baja Blast 16 oz. (220)
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes (230)

2,800 calories

 

Time to order 1 of everything from the fresco menu

edit: there no longer seems to be a fresco menu haha

 

my order is $31.61 before tax lmao

 

the "healthier" items are usually more expensive, so you're getting less calories but are paying more. it's a trade off. do you hurt your wallet or your body?

 

where's the button to add dollops of lard