Daily AMA • Page 305

sorry was trying to spice it up after mine

 

@oldjersey what led you from New Jersey to Florida besides an apparent affinity for terrible states?

 

@oldjersey what type of vendetta do you have against NEWjersey?

 

@oldjersey why is Chris Christie the way he is?

 

@oldjersey I don't have a question.

 

@oldjersey top 5 eps of Chrisley Knows Best

 

@oldjersey on a scale of one to ten (one being the lowest, ten being the highest) how similar are you to the cast members of the Jersey Shore?

 

you're gonna need more numbers

 

@oldjersey what do you call a sub sandwich?

 

@oldjersey have you called one of your 8 girlfriends the wrong name yet?

 

@oldjersey favorite condiment?

 

@oldjersey did you ever marry that lady so she could have citizenship or were you too late?

 

Lmao omg

 

Daily Roast: oldjersey

 

@oldjersey do you believe in aliens? do you think they talk like you?

 

@oldjersey have you ever seen a clown just like hanging out doing some shit downtown or something?

 

What's up with kaleidoscopes @oldjersey ?

 

@oldjersey if a user shows up by the name of oldyork, are they then naturally your enemy?

 

@oldjersey how do magnets work?

 

@oldjersey can you make fun of Chipotle for me? thanks

 

@oldjersey do you get manicures?

 

@oldjersey do you get pedicures?

 

Every time he looks in a mirror

 

@oldjersey have you ever purchased anything from those bathroom sex vending machines? you know the ones. if so: what'd you buy? don't be shy

 

@oldjersey what's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?