(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 891

This is excellent.

 

yeah pitbull could never pull off such a smolder

 

Dylan is racist and Pitbull is cuban

 

You’ve plagiarized my post by taking my words and using them as your own. Consider this a cease and desist or you will be hearing from my lawyer @Anthony_

 

my new user title

 

Wtf!?!?!?

So I’m supposed to put “....” -Dylan ??!?!?

 

Explaining Dylan will guarantee no dates

 

I’m the least racist person probably ever okay?

 

I know you want to abolish the prison industrial complex, it's why I feel comfortable making the joke

 

Sooo, I went to my friend's surprise bday party last night (went great, tons of fun btw). His wife organized it all but her friend hosted it in her apartment, this is the friend that I went on a single date with, we kissed twice, nothing ever happened after that (which is fine). HOWEVER, she lives with her older sister. Now I'd hung out with her older sister like once before and kinda noticed her looking glancing at me a lot but I didn't wanna read into it too much. But last night she kept trying to talk to me, sit by me, if I moved somewhere she would follow. We eventually ended up talking for about half an hour before I had to leave. I messaged her on IG after thanking her and told her I enjoyed talking to her and she said "I really liked talking to you too :)" so I'm like 90% sure she's into me which is surprising cuz she's insanely cute and is super nice. Idk if the thing with her sister is a deal breaker though. I don't think she knows and it's not a big deal in my opinion but idk, I could see that being weird.

 

Lol. The least racist person ever would definitely not say this. Sounds like you’re overcompensating bud

 

Anyways, am I supposed to quote you in my bio? It makes it extra confusing but also hilarious

 

Just struck out with another German. I'm feeling like a one legged man in an arse kicking contest right now.

 

Im german

 

I just wanna say I never change my name

and also my picture changes like once every 6 months so respect to me

 

WORK SONG OF THE DAY

 

Not until I get paid I’m not

 

My roommate is currently talking to a German girl who got a full ride from my university to play on their soccer team. I have no idea what it is with soccer and Germans but I haven't never met a German girl who doesn't play or love soccer.

 

Before I started dating my wife I had hooked up with her sister a couple times and sort of had a little thing with her. It was a little awkward when we first started dating but it didn’t really matter once things were all explained. Don’t let that hold you back if you like the girl!

 

Holy fuck, I didn't realize @Dog with a Blog was Bloodsucker II.

Mind blowing.

 

So I told a friend how I felt and not surprised, she doesn’t feel the same, but hey what ya gonna do?

 

i got one of those scenarios in my future, I think. Don't sweat it, man.

 

Had to fix a typo from the first time.

 

I have been talking to a girl before one of my classes each week (only one class per week) and it’s usually the highlight of my Friday. She mentioned that she didn’t have a text book so I decided to write my number on a piece of paper to give to her when I ask her if she would like to meet up and study. We only have one test per month and I legitimately do need a study partner so I started talking to her after class as we were leaving the building and asked her if she would like to meet me at the study center sometime to study. She said sure...next month when it’s close to the test and cut me off while I was telling her I could give her my number. She then said “see you Friday” and walked away.

I’m taking it as a sign that she isn’t interested. Oh well.