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Your hubby doesn't happen to be a patent lawyer does he? I've got ideas.


8/10 isn't bad. I trust your ability with the delivery. I don't think anyone understands the nuance of the joke as well as you.

 

I thought it was fun yeah! I was nervous at first though haha.

He is not.

I hope I did it justice! Have you written any other jokes lately?

 

Are we intimidating?

 

@awwgereee What is your favorite vocab word?

 

Not lately, but I'm working on a short story about a man who just wants a peanut butter sandwich.

 

@awwgereee got any plans for April 20th?

 

Not especially. I think I just get nervous easily

Sanguine

 

Weren't you writing a children's book too?

 

That reminds me, I keep forgetting to look up peanut butter rhino! I was at half price books last week and remembered after I got home.

Hah. No

 

Same. Just another day for me.

What's your favorite book to read your kids?

What shows do you enjoy that they watch? Which ones do you hate?

 

Hit some snags. Haven't looked at it in awhile tbh.

 

Its such a great book

 

What was it about again?

 

How did you meet your husband?

Idaho, right? Why tho?

What are your thoughts on potatoes? Is there a bad way to prepare one? What is the best way?

Audrey, I assume? Not Megan?

 

@awwgereee how do you feel about dress pants worn without belts?

 

@awwgereee any thoughts on suspenders?

 

Snuggle Puppy or Spooky Spooky Little Bat. It has a little bat finger puppet in the book that’s such a cute bat who couldn’t possibly be spooky

They usually only watch The Wiggles and Daniel Tiger. I don’t mind either of them most days. Sometimes Caterina cat gets on my nerves because she meows in the middle of sentences.

He sat in front of me in our Comm Arts class my junior year of high school

Wait wat

Potatoes are pretty good. I think undercooked is they only bad way to prepare them (although I don’t personally care for scalloped or au gratin potatoes). The best way is cut into thin fries and baked with salt, pepper, and a little bit of olive oil.

Audrey is correct

Definitely wear one if your pants are too big. Most women’s dress pants don’t have belt loops so I have never ran into that dilemma. I’m also not an expert on men’s fashion dos and donts

 

I think if someone wants to wear them, then they should! I always thought they looked nice.

 

What's for dinner?

 

Where did @angryclams go?

 

@awwgereee What's the smallest thing that can happen in your day to completely make your day?

 

@awwgereee how do you properly fold a fitted sheet?

 

@awwgereee I'll give a different question that can be light-hearted or heavy (I feel like an asshole for saying that): How are you?

 

I’m not sure yet. My son ate though so I can rule out peanut butter sandwiches.

Whenever my kids wake up at the same time. Because the baby sleeps in by me, if my toddler comes in before he is awake, then the baby usually wakes up before he is ready. If the baby wakes up first, then we go out to the living room and the day starts earlier than normal. If they wake up together though, then we all get to hang out and read in bed, and it’s the greatest way to start the day.

I don’t know if that’s a small thing, but it’s my favorite thing.

 

This is the method I use

Wait why do feel like an asshole??
I’m okay. I’m ready for winter to be over because it has been particularly difficult this year.