Daily AMA • Page 280

Hey, @Larry David I've been watching your show "Curb Your Enthusiasm" recently and just wanted to say I love you. How do I get as good at relationships as you are? Thanks LD.

 

@Larry David so am I still waiting on this world to stop hating?

 

@Larry David
If I put a slice of cheese in my BLT is it still a BLT or am I a monster?

 

You’re both wrong. If you are wearing dress pants that fit properly, you are allowed to go without a belt. Like so:

 

this is probably the best question I've seen asked in here. well done

 

I hate to say it but you're right, I rarely wear belts I ain't got time for that

 

It looks bad though.

 

Definitely speeding up. I do this daily at work in our main corridor.

Pretty funny haha. Impressive lip reading

Unrolled stack of dimes would go down easier

First off, thanks for the support. Second, good at relationships? You haven't seen enough of the series!

Yes, if you're not you need to open your eyes wider!

I'm not sure it'd constitute as a BLT by definition anymore. I think it'd be called a melt. Whether it constitutes as one or not, that's delicious.

 

That doesn't look right @dylan.

 

What if the cheese isn't melted though? Riddle me that.

 

@dylan quit being cheap. Buy a belt that matches your shoes

 

Not a BLT by definition still. Also, the cheese would be much better melted

 

@Larry David what's the weirdest kid's name you've ever seen?

 

L-a

Pronounced La-Dash-A

 

This is another outdated fashion artifact.

 

You're so millennial.

 

You’re so 2000 and late.

 

@Larry David what's the dumbest fashion rule?

 

Isn't there some rule where you can't wear white after labor day?

 

Nah. It just looks like you forgot your belt.

 

I think you're thinkin' of funerals.

 

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Yeah you can't have funerals after labor day,when my grandpa died it was October so we just threw him in a hole

 

See, you get it. I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to wear white to a funeral because people might think you're a ghost and you'll frighten the family.

 

do you think Ted Danson will ever go nude in a curb episode?