(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 875

Colby can bake y'all

the ladies love a man who can bake

 

If I found myself single I would probably be on there within a week tbh. I do not do well with solitude

 

it’s an inevitability in today’s world, you either had a huge social circle and meet people that way or you go on the apps, i can’t imagine approaching a woman in public anymore with how much creepiness is rampant

 

I downloaded Bumble today, I’ll keep ya updated.

 

yes i am, jerk.

 

I agree you am jerk

 

I cant go on dating sites because rom coms have given me unrealistic expectations of hugh Grant spilling beverages on me in a book store

 

for the longest time I thought this dude worked at a grocery store and he met the love of his life there because cliche

I am now finding out that doesn't happen at all

NO WONDER IT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME

 

If you would RATHER be in a long distance relationship with somebody then you defintely don’t genuinely like/love them ya weirdos lol

 

But what if they live in a place that has some sort of amazing regional snack or candy and they send it to you on a regular basis that just seems like a win for everybody. Like you get companionship without leaving your house and you get TREATS

 

Yeah so that sounds like a goooood situation for a good friend who lives far away, but if i’m truly in love with someone I want their ass around me quiteee frequently.

 

Ya goofball

 

I'm not entirely sure I agree, Dan.

 

I already explained with the train thing. You have to make it happen, so you need to go find a foppish English berk and walk into his tea.

Job done.

 

Tbf I learned it from my dad.

I also eat butter on Poptarts and Cake in a bowl with milk, what else do you want from me?!

I specifically said Wheat bread goddammit, don't put these words in my mouth

Why not the rest of them too?

Are you another one of them ass men?

 

sorry i misread that part colbs, that distinction still doesn't make what you did any better

 

Thanks for defending my honor T!

I ask myself this daily

:Heart:

Honestly that's pretty tame

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but unfortunately yes :(

 

It makes it healthier!

If I'm to be lambasted for my delicious food opinions I need to be quoted correctly!

 

Colby’s meals come exclusively from the Sad Single and Broke Persons Cookbook

 

Yet he’s not single and u are gotem

 

Everything with my gf is goin’ swimmingly @dylan we had a beautiful weekend together.

 

dang

 

Why do I continue to come to this site when it only makes me angry.

 

Relationships should be about more that what you put into your body

 

Right. Moreso about what you put into someone else’s body.