(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 872

Wait.

Why does @dylan not like my posts is this thread / give me shit. None of mine are sappy bullshit like most of you fuckers. In a lot of ways Dylan and I should be best friends (but I don't believe in such things)

 

You squander opportunities. I mean, don't get me wrong. I would squander them too if I was in your position, but I'm on the other side so I can criticize you from afar.

You're my friend and you don't get a say in the matter.

 

I wish dylan didn't like my posts consider yourself lucky my friend

 

dan shut the fuck up and don't ever speak or type my name again

 

SONG OF THE DAY FROM MY WORK

please appreciate this

 

Huey Lewis rules.

 

my work plays at least like 7 Huey songs and it is the greatest.

 

update im stil single

 

Yesterday was like Valentines Day all over again and i'm sure tonight will be too @dylan

 

I'm talking to a dude on Tinder and I'm pretty sure it's pointless because, like, every dude just wants to do stuff.

This is my anxiety speaking.

 

song of the day from work.

 

I love that we're getting a piecemeal cobrakid dating mixtape

 

I was wondering why soo many people at my work date and it is probably because the music we play inspires dating and love.

 

When I worked at a grocery store, the music we played made me wanna blow my brains out. But every once in awhile we’d get a jam and it’d make my life

 

i walk into target and it always freaks me out when some of them play music in them

 

also the girl im dating bought me "man of the woods" on vinyl, she is pretty cool

 

WORK SONG OF THE DAY:

 

I literally was jamming this song today

 

No.

 

Ehh i’d watch the language @DroppingDemPounds89 might wanna edit that sir.

 

Yeah, at least say p**** to make it more ambiguous.

 

holy shit

 

Yeah it's definitely the language that's the major issue, not the sentiment/implication that this fucking creep is owed anything from anyone

 

he should have been banned forever.