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also yes but in the building complex my office was in not the actual workplace

 

god damnit

 

she's jealous and tryna sabotage clearly

 

this is the kind of thing that would only happen to you lol

 

she thought it was him but then she was all "oh my god, it's a mirage!"

 

I mean I did **** once but it was in my office after 5 and no one saw me.

 

you only pissed once?

 

You're tryna tell me this doesn't happen to everyone?

 

only once after 5

 

to be clear i believe you, you could've told me the same story only it was a horse that told Sloane and i'd still believe it

 

Now I just wanna **** on that lady's desk for revenge. Also for fun cause it feels nice.

 

An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a parking lot
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby

 

damn man she sounds like a real headcase

 

What song is this? It sounds tight.

 

She's a real blowhard, that's for sure.

 

You oughta know

 

Ahhhh Counting Crows.

 

holy shit look at what my buddy found on one of the dating apps @Dog with a Blog

 

Hahaha I've seen so many like that god damn fake accounts.

 

i am so glad to not be actively in the dating pool lol. i haven't been on tinder since it was like new. wouldn't have even known it was fake.

 

One dead giveaway is if it says "KIK ME"

 

I got one like this once and I was stoked before I realized lmao

 

I wonder if that girl on tinder liked my response to her "What's a rocket surgeon" question. I may never know.

 

mr. surgeontonin

 

i'm like terrified to go back on. my memories of it were a lot of women saying "don't waste my time" while simultaneously not providing a shred of detail about themselves for me to make that determination.