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You end up getting that one off amazon?

 

Yep! I'm gonna go slow on the usage of it since I haven't had regular bong rips in over a year and I don't wanna over do it when it seems like it's so easy to get waaaay too high. Not like I won't use it often just smaller hits

 

I have to start coming up with B2C blog post ideas for this dispensary, and it's surprisingly hard to do that when I consider myself a very advanced user and people are coming in to the shop like "what even is weed"

pre-rolls are really popular because they are easy for people, so i was thinking something related to that, keep your joint from canoeing, but that's not much of a topic lol...bong talk makes me think something like "packing a bowl 101" - do these newbs evn know how to pack a bowl? or are they "matt-packing it" (courtesy of a kid from my past. he'd just jam a big nugget in the bowl and call it packed)

oh or like, even, how to hit a bowl. i've had to teach people that, with the carb and stuff

 

You should link your stuff here when it's up. I'd consider myself competent at the things I do regularly but I'm a fuckin moron if it's not something I've done like five or six times or something and you've been one of the most informative voices for me in this thread

Even I always knew not to just put a whole ass nug in the bowl lol

 

there was also a kid who would hit a bowl no matter how ashy and dead it was. we started calling it the Scharr hit. that same fucker once got drunk in my parents kitchen and used a fucking cake pan to make eggs A CAKE PAN

 

I like this guy already.

 

so the b2c blog for this company is Caliva - i wrote the alien og thing and the terpene one. i know they've already recorded a video showing people how to roll a joint so i'm working on a way to incorporate all that into a post with some helpful images.

you weren't the one who had to scrub a cake pan frantically before parents got home and yes now looking back i should have just bought another pan but at 19/20 i wasn't the smartest

 

to be fair, you can always get a little more out of it, and i'm not sure it's worse than a resin hit, though i guess it depends on how far he took it lol

 

everyone, this is the best internship i've ever had and once i even had a paid internship at the newspaper for the chautauqua institution, which is like a summer camp for rich people (like, they had sandra day o'connor speak that summer)

i've found my people, for real - weed talk, IASIP and futurama references...what's the catch? ha

 

Random question because I'm curious how regional it is.

So, where I'm from, when smoking with a few of your friends, after the person who provided the weed takes a hit, you call "sifes" to get the second hit, and then "trails" to get third. Has anyone else used or heard this terminology before? Lol

 

I have never heard this. I am from western NY but have smoked regularly with others in NC as well (here in CA I pretty much smoke alone). We always just passed it to the left, or if the person's SO was next to them, they'd get the second hit and then you'd go in the circle in that order. Or if we were planning on smoking two bowls the two people throwing down would go first/second and so on

edit: i'm getting nostalgic over here lol all my smokin buddies from my hometown besides my brother are grown with children and are like EMTs and teachers and shit, so they CANT smoke even if they wanted to ha

 

I’ve smoked with people in MA, SC and AZ and I’ve never heard this

 

Smoked in GA and CT and never heard that. It's always just gone roughly in a circle for me

 

never heard that but I feel like I have heard other different ways to call second and third hit. I just can't think of any right now.

one thing people do sometimes is after they pack it say "who's bob?" and the first person to say a bob ("marley", "barker", etc etc) gets to hit it first. It can be done with any first name but obviously bob is a popular one bc marley.

these days I'm just old and don't give a literal shit who hits it in what order lets just pass it along guys


Also in other news I was really depressed yesterday so I ROLLED A BLUNT for myself.
Ya'll it took 3 blunts to do this.
I do not know at all how to roll a blunt, clearly. I have done it literally twice before and that was over 6 years ago so yeah.

 

I've never heard anyone claim second or third hit. The only thing I've ever heard of is "roller's rights" which just means that if you roll it, you get to spark it.

 

I smoke weed and pass it to whoever i fuckin' like the best.

 

that really is your best side

 

lol you edited that so fast

 

Way to improvise on them eggs though

 

I'm the fastest typer on this side of the Mississippi.

 

probably soft scrambled af

 

I blame it on the lag

 

The way I usually do it is greens goes to whoever provides the bud. If its a mix of different peoples weed then idk what the rule is there unless you're in a car, then driver gets first. I really don't give a rat's ass who lights it though. And obviously keep it clockwise in a group but by the beard of Zeus, don't break the order or I'll be livid.