(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 866

I'm just smoking weed and hanging out with her today. I don't know if we're breaking up for good. It's been a confusing 24 hours.

 

I'm not there this time so it makes it even sadder

 

Been jamming Man Overboard all day, because obviously

 

she's a dog, she doesn't even understand the concept of a birthday. why celebrate it? it's not for her benefit and it's definitely not for mine.

 

hello, Ian.

 

This is true.

 

Do anniversaries matter?

 

Logical.

 

Oh man. The girl who does transportation at my job I am close with and said she will put in a good word for me with Neuro girl (her new name). She also said neuro girl stated she has no love life when asked about Valentines day so LETS GO. LETS FUCKING GO GUYS IM JACKED UP.

 

See if she wants to go to Whataburger later..

 

Should be jacked off lol haha get it it’s a play on jacked up oh man hahah I’ll see myself out

 

Ahahahhahahahahahahahah Mikey you crazy, I love you man but you crazzyyy

 

so the parents met the girl last night. think it went ok? we're all off to Temecula at the weekend with some other friends of mine so let's see how a day of hanging out goes...

 

You like Butch Walker, have you listened to Jason Isbell yet??

 

I’m so much funnier than any of these god damn Hallmark cards

 

no. why would they? I get milestones like 25, 50, 75, etc but outside of that i cannot understand anniversaries for like 17 years or some arbitrary number like that.

 

Sounds like what someone whos never even made it a year with somebody would say.


I think they are significant

 

I've had plenty of multiyear relationships. I think it's dumb. You could make it 365 days, celebrate your anniversary, and then break up on the 366th and what difference would it make? You could make it 16 years, 7 months, and 22 days and break up. What is significant about the 365th day with someone that makes it worth celebrating? Is there a material difference in having a 1 Year Anniversary celebration compared to a 1 Year and 4 Day celebration?

 

inb4 @iCarly Rae Jepsen posts "I regret to inform you that dylan is indeed back on his bullshit"

 

sometimes partners like to take any opportunity to appreciate each other haha

 

*dylan voice but less crazy*

why do others care how a happy couple does happy-ing?

 

I mean I get it, it's just not for me or something I care about. Plus I like fighting with dan. FIGHT ME @oldjersey

 

So you don't celebrate your birthday is what youre telling me

 

don't you dare step on my fucking gimmick, buddy

 

I don't, but I was pressed.

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS CARLA?! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!